Videos
Total Self Defense
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After one of the greatest intros ever committed to VHS, "Total Self Defense" introduces us to host John McSweeney, a guy who could kill a man with a single blow but is still exceedingly polite to his assistant, Paul. ...
Glue Man
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Nick Douglas is a documentary filmmaker’s best friend. He is a “professional expert,” a talking head that can glue everything together, a man who’s always got the perfect sound bite for any documentary, whether it’s a...
Even More Proof: Swords and Blowguns
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A bonus clip from a 4-DVD set designed to show you how effective Cold Steel weapons are, as featured in FFF Vol. 4. Here, our lovable host advocates playing blowgun games with the whole family.
Found Footage Festival Volume 5 Trailer
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A small sampling of footage from the 2010-11 Found Footage Festival live show. FFF Volume 5 DVD is available in the FFF Store.
Dance Workout With Barbie
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This 1992 exercise video by Mattel makes the bizarre choice of featuring a stop-motion animated Barbie, which gives the whole thing a creepy, "Clash of the Titans" vibe. Featured on the Found Footage Festival Volume 3...
Found Footage Show: Best Of Jeff Krulik’s Personal Stash
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If you've never seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot , you might want to drop whatever you're up to and check it out. One of the documentary's directors, Jeff Krulik, used to work at a public-access station, and he gave us ac...
Ed Asner Hates Dogs
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In this found video called, "Less Stress with Ed Asner" (featured in FFF: Vol. 4), Asner gives questionable advice about how to reduce stress and talks about his irrational fear of dogs.
Cheerleader Tryout Secrets
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Found by a friend in Austin, Texas, this instructional video teaches you some popular cheerleading techniques, most of which sound like sexual euphemisms.
Found Footage Show: Mikenastics
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Exercise Video Awareness Week continues with a gymnastics public access show called Mikenastics.
Michael Jackson Striptease
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This clip, from a VHS tape called "California Big Hunks," shows how a graffiti-spraying street hunk turns his life around after seeing a shiny picture of Michael Jackson taped to a wall.
Going To The Doctor
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This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...
Kathie Lee Raps
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From Kathie Lee's Rockin' Tots Cafe, a short-lived rip-off of Pee-Wee's Playhouse (what parent would buy this for their kid?!). Warning: This physically hurts to watch.
Hulk Hogan: A Penny For AIDS
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Terry Hogan delivers an impassioned pitch for the worthy "Penny For AIDS" program, but just can't help turning into the Hulkster at the end.
A Woman’s Guide To Firearms
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Firearm training with a woman's touch, circa 1987.
Found Footage Show: VHS Covers, Part 2
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In our travels through resale shops and garbage bins, we frequently come across VHS tapes whose artwork actually turns out to be more exciting than the videos contained inside them. Like this? Then you'll love our boo...
Cardsettes Video Greeting Card
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In the annals of bad concepts for VHS tapes, the video greeting card is among the worst offenders. Here, Cardsettes throws a congratulatory party in your honor, and they invited a lot of over-actors.
Silent Partners: Preventing Shoplifting
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Host Michael McCaffrey leads us on a journey into the sordid world of shoplifting and imparts his own home-spun wisdom on the subject, telling us to give all would-be criminals gooooooood customer service.
Get Around Santa
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A shoddily animated rapping Santa Claus tells us how Santa travels when he's not in his sleigh. Namely, in a jet ski, a Corvette and a backhoe.
Hospital Clowning
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There are a lot of complicated rules and regulations to hospital clowning. I swear, we wouldn't even do it at all if God hadn't told us to.
I’m A Spoon
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Watch this clip from a video called "Your Perfect Shape!" and learn how to dress right for your body shape. Me, I'm a spoon.
Frisbee Disc Video
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This demonstration/how-to video proves that no how many cool tricks you can do, no matter how awesome your Bud Light sweatshirt is, and no matter how out-of-left-field your "Get Smart" impression is, Frisbee will neve...
Conflict In The Workplace
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This reenactment from a conflict resolution video depicts a common workplace argument over rock & roll. Turn your computer speakers up, because if it's too loud, you're too old.
Trick And Fancy Roping Made Easy
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This video is for all the cowboys out there who wanted to learn trick roping and had VCRs. Look out for the dainty cowboy at the end.
Flashdancer
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This 1983 audition for a Tucson public access show proves that dancing in the '80s was little more than basic calisthenics set to music. And yet, we can't look away.
