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A heavy metal guitar instructional video starring an Owen Wilson-looking rocker named Doug Marks, as featured in FFF: Vol. 4. Is there anything more rockin' than over-explaining your shipping policies?
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We found this promotional DVD for the Clean Butt Bidet Spa last year and it made us realize how much we hate the word "butt." This company is still in business if you're interested, at www.cleanbutt.com, of course.
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This workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe. Available on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.
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Just in time to irritate you for the holidays, it's the Serendipity Singers performing the most obnoxious version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas" ever. We've just given you a sampling of the last two verses and spar...
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This homemade music video by what could be the world's scariest Santa Claus employs cutting-edge special effects not seen since the video for Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing."
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This 1997 instructional video can't decide whether to be informational or sexy and, as a result, succeeds at neither. Tedium has never been this topless.
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Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.
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This is a trailer we cut for a forgotten 1980s sex comedy we turned up on VHS. "Computer Beach Party" features poorly-dubbed dialogue, a naive understanding of how computers work and two musical performances by heavy ...
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In this video, found in a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill, Goldie Hawn speaks inappropriately to pre-teens about sex and creeps everyone out. More Goldie Hawn and kids on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
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Bonus footage from a VHS tape called "California Big Hunks," found at a thrift store in Virginia. This scenario begs the question, why is the hunky cop fantasizing about himself? More hunks on the Found Footage Festiv...
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This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...
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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.
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This video purports to teach children how to be safe from strangers and then proceeds to mock those same children by showing them how ignorant they are. Pretty good strategy if you ask us. This tape was found at a fle...
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A bonus clip from the ultra-bizarre exercise video by former porn star Traci Lords, as featured in the FFF: Vol. 1 DVD. Old habits die hard.
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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...
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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.
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The Machine Gun Babes are back with more hijinks, this time with ambitions to star in Hollywood movies! Good luck with that. Also see Part 3.
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A Found Footage Festival classic, this video somehow manages to be creepier than its title suggests. And that's quite a feat for a video called "How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis." Available on the FFF Vol. 2 DVD.
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This public access show out of Austin, TX was intended as an instructional video for non-English speakers.
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From Kathie Lee's Rockin' Tots Cafe, a short-lived rip-off of Pee-Wee's Playhouse (what parent would buy this for their kid?!). Warning: This physically hurts to watch.
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This clip is from an acne treatment promotional video that tries to pass itself off as a hip, MTV-style talk show for teens. Annoying, although admittedly, if this were a real show, we'd be tuning in every day.
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In this video from a 1983 Tucson public access show, amateur animal trainer Jenny Getter explains how animals can be used to reform hardened criminals. Then she makes her bunny play the piano.
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Host Michael McCaffrey leads us on a journey into the sordid world of shoplifting and imparts his own home-spun wisdom on the subject, telling us to give all would-be criminals gooooooood customer service.
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After one of the greatest intros ever committed to VHS, "Total Self Defense" introduces us to host John McSweeney, a guy who could kill a man with a single blow but is still exceedingly polite to his assistant, Paul. ...