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Frosty The Snowman-like Beast
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Here's some brilliance we found at a thrift store in West Allis. It's more Sing Along with Frank Woehrle, our most reliable source for making holidays more confusing. See more on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Learn The Dances Of The 80s
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"America's most popular dance instructor" Christy Lane teaches you how to do the Robo Cop, the Running Man, the Roger Rabbit, the Pac Man, and other completely irrelevant dances from the 1980s.
Found Footage Show: Pretty Boy Floyd
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If you've ever wanted to learn how to be a tux-wearing, take-no-BS badass pool hustler who will teach you almost nothing about pool, you've perhaps come to the right place. Meet Pretty Boy Floyd. (Learn more secrets o...
Here We Are
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Last week we were obsessed with a long-haired man and an irritating Branson act. This week we combine the two, bringing you only the close-up shots of our favorite silky-haired singer from this Branson foursome. It lo...
Infant Massage
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Babies these days lead stressful lives, so give them a massage to relieve all that built-up tension. But don't take our word for it; take it from Jeff Criswell, offensive lineman for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Laughin’ In Branson
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Here's a video featuring Branson's funnyman, Paul Harris, whittled down to just the punchlines. You're welcome.
Found Footage Show: Drop Dead In The Name Of Jesus
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Meet Wayne Brian Meyer. This guy isn't messing around. He's a public-access star from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, who starts his show with a warning that it contains "formal orders... to drop dead in the name of Jesus Chri...
Found Footage Show: At Home With English
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In honor the recent election--y'all knew that was happening, right?--we have dug up a pair of strange videos that show very different sides of America. This one features an Austin cable-access host who's more than hap...
Crystal Stix, Part 1
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Our pal, Harry Loomer-Young, found this video that features an aging hippie who inhales the shit outta oxygen while flipping his stix around. Take a deep breath! More Crystal Stix on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Found Footage Show: Something’s Happening
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Public-access TV is known for crackpots, but here's a guy Walter Bloom who believes he can cure disease and cheat death by spraying grape juice into his cheeks and spitting out huge chunks of mucus. He sets the mucus ...
Videologue: Food Edition
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We found a video last year called "Videologue - Summer 1985" and it was full of crappy/awesome products like these. What's best? The voice-over copy, the soundtrack or the transparent vegetable-carrying wagons? (answe...
Puppet Aerobics
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Found in North Carolina, this video isn't just an exercise video for puppeteers, it's an exercise video for religious puppeteers. Jesus Christ, that's specific.
Li’l Markie Lives Inside This Chubby Weirdo
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On this episode of the Found Footage Show, we find a video that defies words. We have no idea what's going on here, really. It might be stand-up comedy, it might be in a church... In any case, it's something else. Lad...
Found Footage Show: VHS Covers, Part 2
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In our travels through resale shops and garbage bins, we frequently come across VHS tapes whose artwork actually turns out to be more exciting than the videos contained inside them. Like this? Then you'll love our boo...
Found Footage Show: Canada Is Red Hot
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In the second installment of Canada Awareness Week, we have found an incredible piece of history. Clearly inspired by the Chicago Bears' cringe-inducing "Superbowl Shuffle," this Canadian hockey team put together a vi...
Guinea Pigs!
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This 1993 instructional video, featuring state-of-the-art computer animation, is all about how to care for your guinea pig "pet pal." Apparently, they hate rap music.
Found Footage Show: VHS Covers, Part 1
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It's VHS Awareness Week on the Found Footage Show and we bring out some of our favorite entries from our 20 years of collecting.
Found Footage Festival Volume 5 Trailer
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A small sampling of footage from the 2010-11 Found Footage Festival live show. FFF Volume 5 DVD is available in the FFF Store.
Mr. Nasty
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This video, featuring a terrible actor in a trenchcoat spouting terrible insults, was intended as a novelty gift for your enemies. Please forward accordingly.
Found Footage Show: A Canadian Mustache Rocker In Canada
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For Canada Awareness Week, we have dug up some footage of Thor, the creator of a genre called "muscle-rock." In his Vegas stage show, the born entertainer not only sings, but also performs feats of strength--with his ...
Sex At Its Best
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In this 1996 seminar called "Sex At Its Best," teens are asked questions about virginity from a man who seems less like a real person and more like a Martin Short character.
Found Footage Show: Face Aerobics
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It's Health & Beauty Awareness Week on the Found Footage Show and we see demonstration videos for the Jala Neti Pot, Face Aerobics and a hair removal product called Nads.
Flashdancer
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This 1983 audition for a Tucson public access show proves that dancing in the '80s was little more than basic calisthenics set to music. And yet, we can't look away.
Found Footage Show: Rejuvenique
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It's Health & Beauty Awareness Week on the Found Footage Show and we're introduced to a terrifying facial toning device known as the Rejuvenique.
