Videos
Even More Proof: Swords and Blowguns
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A bonus clip from a 4-DVD set designed to show you how effective Cold Steel weapons are, as featured in FFF Vol. 4. Here, our lovable host advocates playing blowgun games with the whole family.
Christmas On VHS
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We've rounded up our holiday favorites into this cavalcade of Christmas crap, including a holiday special by Los Angeles weirdo Miss Velma, a public access Christmas show from Alabama's Dean & Company, The Holiday...
The Scintas, Live In Las Vegas
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Las Vegas mainstays The Scintas engage in some of the worst stage banter, celebrity impersonations and culturally offensive jokes.
Captain Lou And The Great Pumpkin
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Dearly departed Captain Lou Albano appears on Vince McMahon's short-lived talk show to demonstrate pumpkin carving techniques and teach everyone the true meaning of Halloween–dirty jokes and fake laughs.
Ed Asner Hates Dogs
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In this found video called, "Less Stress with Ed Asner" (featured in FFF: Vol. 4), Asner gives questionable advice about how to reduce stress and talks about his irrational fear of dogs.
Sing Like The King: Elvis Sideburn Tips
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Found at a thrift store in Sacramento, this DVD is an instructional video put out by an Elvis impersonator to train other Elvis impersonators, who take it very seriously. Here, he offers pointers on how to keep your f...
Inline Skating Is Fun
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This video extols the virtues of rollerblading in an aggressively hip way, while demonstrating the importance of helmets in a manner that rollerbladers can easily understand.
Rock Vocals: 20 Seconds
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A bonus clip from this DVD on how to sing rock & roll, featured in FFF Vol. 4. We love the gentle host with the wisp of cotton candy hair. Found at Second Best Thrift Store in Queens, NY.
God’s Filling Station
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at Village Discount Out...
Babes With Machine Guns, Part 3
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The Machine Gun Babes are back with more hijinks, this time with ambitions to star in Hollywood movies! Good luck with that. Also see Parts 1 & 2.
Wild Chicago
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What did Rent-A-Friend do after Rent-A-Friend? He went on to host a very entertaining local TV show called Wild Chicago, spotlighting weird people and places around the city. If you like these highlights, there's a fu...
Something Big
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Billed as "The World's First Nude Pop Video," this 1983 music video took the bold step of combining New Wave music with blurry pictures of half-naked ladies. Found on an obscure British softcore tape called "Vision X....
Computer Beach Party: Dubbing
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Among the litany of problems with this movie is the audio which is generally atrocious and for the most part poorly overdubbed. This is a compilation of the best of the worst dubbing.
Metal Method: Shipping
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A heavy metal guitar instructional video starring an Owen Wilson-looking rocker named Doug Marks, as featured in FFF: Vol. 4. Is there anything more rockin' than over-explaining your shipping policies?
Clean Butt
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We found this promotional DVD for the Clean Butt Bidet Spa last year and it made us realize how much we hate the word "butt." This company is still in business if you're interested, at www.cleanbutt.com, of course.
It Only Takes A Second
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This workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe. Available on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.
Twelve Days Of Christmas
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Just in time to irritate you for the holidays, it's the Serendipity Singers performing the most obnoxious version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas" ever. We've just given you a sampling of the last two verses and spar...
Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree
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This homemade music video by what could be the world's scariest Santa Claus employs cutting-edge special effects not seen since the video for Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing."
How to Have Cybersex on the Internet
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This 1997 instructional video can't decide whether to be informational or sexy and, as a result, succeeds at neither. Tedium has never been this topless.
Magic: The Gathering Instructional Video
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Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.
Computer Beach Party Trailer
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This is a trailer we cut for a forgotten 1980s sex comedy we turned up on VHS. "Computer Beach Party" features poorly-dubbed dialogue, a naive understanding of how computers work and two musical performances by heavy ...
Goldie Hawn & Kids & Sex
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In this video, found in a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill, Goldie Hawn speaks inappropriately to pre-teens about sex and creeps everyone out. More Goldie Hawn and kids on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
California Big Hunks, Part 1
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Bonus footage from a VHS tape called "California Big Hunks," found at a thrift store in Virginia. This scenario begs the question, why is the hunky cop fantasizing about himself? More hunks on the Found Footage Festiv...
Going To The Doctor
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This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...
