Videos
Sylvia’s Mop Bucket
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Found at a public library outside of Detroit, this homemade instructional video shows you how to clean the bathroom. Take from Sylvia, a woman who's apparently really good at cleaning bathrooms.
Holy Word Studios
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We've watched this promotional video for a religious company many times and still can't quite figure out what they do. All we know is that God must be a big Denver Broncos fan.
Gimme Shelter
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Not the Rolling Stones documentary but equally tragic, this how-to video about training your shelter dog raises the question: wouldn't euthanasia be better than living with this family?
All Rapped Up
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This timely 1991 Christian anti-rap expose attacks such gangster rap luminaries as Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer in the form of, what else, a rap song.
Guide To Getting Girls
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From a tape called "Attracting Today's Woman," this music video shows a man's transformation from nerd to hunk with the help of some plastic surgery and a bearded man named Tommy Lee Cook. We know it's confusing and g...
The Daylight Zone
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In this 1986 Christian take-off of "The Twilight Zone," a non-believer magically travels back to biblical times to learn all about Jesus and subsequently ends up becoming a fish sandwich aficionado.
Another Side of Jack Rebney
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Angry RV spokesman, Jack Rebney trades in his swear words for nonsensical gibberish and the words "fern" and "dock" (we don't know either), further proving that the man was truly on the brink of sanity that hot July d...
For Safety’s Sake Starring Gary Coleman
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This 1986 instructional video stars Gary Coleman at his pluckiest. It also features a strange cop, an outdoorsman, that kid from Tremors and a whole host of "attractive nuisances" that may or may not match up with Gar...
Cup Stacking
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A promotional video for a company trying to sell plastic cups to kids as part of a new "sport" called speed stacking. It's actually pretty impressive, but at the end of the day, you're still just stacking cups.
Star Search Audition: Nick Gomez
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Ed McMahon's "Star Search" attracted all manner of wannabe singers, spokesmodels and comedians. This audition tape features the comedy stylings of Nick Gomez, whose path to stardom apparently started and ended in his ...
McC: Inside and Outside Custodial Duties
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Found in a break room at a McDonald's in Stoughton, Wisconsin, this custodial training video features an overly perky trainer, a dim trainee and some palpable sexual tension.
Being Berry, Berry Safe
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This video about saying no to strangers is hosted by a clown from Oregon named Blueberry, who is far more terrifying than any stranger we can imagine. Featured in Found Footage Festival Vol. 6.
Getting Along In Japanese
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This series of Japanese language instructional videos is weird even by Japanese standards. We've watched all 12 hours of them and are no closer to understanding the Japanese language or the Japanese idea of what const...
Rue McClanahan Cat Care Video
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Dearly departed Rue McClanahan hosted this well-intentioned 1990 video for new cat owners. Rue does an admirable job explaining cat care but loses control when some of her ornery cast of felines stop cooperating. See ...
Say No To Strangers
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This extremely British educational video tells kids to say no to strangers. We'd start by avoiding any singing strangers dressed like they belong to a sailing club. Found by our friends across the pond at Eagle & ...
Shiatsu With Pat Morita
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In this post-"Karate Kid" instructional video, Pat Morita talks ad nauseam about his love for shiatsu massage while a woman in rolled up jean shorts stands around with nothing to do.
What I Want
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This informational video for a Bay Area self-help guru encourages participants to talk about their life dreams, which include writing books about angels and touching people. Donated by David Cross.
Carnival In Rio With Arnold Schwarzenegger
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This travel video for Rio de Janeiro stars a young and frisky Arnold Schwarzenegger, who sexually harasses just about every woman he sees during Carnival. This guy's a governor now. See more of Arnold in Rio on FFF Vo...
L.A. Lakers “Just Say No” Rap
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The World Champion 1987 Lakers celebrated their victory by releasing what appeared to be a court ordered anti-drug rap video. Featuring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy and Kurt Rambis, a man whose mustache should be...
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
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It's cool that Chuck Norris lent his actual voice to this 1986 cartoon, but did we need to be constantly reminded of that fact by repeating the name "Chuck Norris" over and over? In a word, yes. See more of Chuck on F...
Rambo Laughing
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Every kid's favorite R-rated action hero stars in his own Saturday morning cartoon, complete with the obligatory "group laugh" outro in every episode. See more of the worst Saturday morning cartoons on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
Joysticks
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Here's a trailer we cut for the 1983 sex comedy that has it all: arcade games, punk rockers, a fat guy who's always farting, Pac Man wipes, and Joe Don Baker. Found at a thrift store in Boulder.
Berenguer Boogie
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This 1987 music video tried to capitalize on the success of Juan Berenguer, a Panamanian immigrant whose killer fastball helped the Twins get to the World Series. But the Spinal Tap-like "making of" section makes you ...
Frank Sings For America
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Our new favorite man, Frank Woehrle, is back with more video greatness, and he brought along his usual bag of tricks. Green screen? Check. Wardrobe changes? Check. A scene where he looks like a giant? Check. Happy 4th...
