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When The Bears went to the playoffs in 2010, we celebrated by playing an excerpt from "The Chicago 6," a 1987 supergroup consisting of three Bears and three Blackhawks. Here's their rendition of "Twist and Shout" feat...
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Let's face it, we all want to be like Slick: confident, funny, reckless. But according to "Safety On The Job," people like Slick usually get their face burned off. Who knew? More SOTJ is waiting for you on FFF Volume ...
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Not even sure where we got this one, but we like picturing the production assistant on the floor, slowly turning the office chair. More modeling/beauty on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
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We found this religious children's video in Illinois a few years ago and it's been playing in a constant loop in our nightmares ever since. More "Little Marcy" on the FFF Volume 3 DVD.
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Holy shit! Look what we found! More outtakes from the greatest Corpus Christie-based furniture salesfamily ever! See way more Bargain Bernie on FFF Volume 4 DVD.
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Greer Childers. She's more than just a killer perm and a pink leotard stretching in her living room. She harbors a secret sound inside her that you can't un-hear. This workout video brings a whole new meaning to heavy...
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Highlights from a 1993 movie that envisions the far off future of 2013. It's comforting to know that in a world where civilization and water have ceased to exist, thong bikinis are still alive and well.
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This video, found in Ohio, was part of a big wave of home video releases in the early '90s that were intended to entertain your cat or dog. It's a genre we've dubbed "pet-nography."
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To close out Great Women Of The VHS Era Awareness Week, we bring you the sad but true story of a woman obsessed with making fools of her pets, particularly poor little B.B. Bunny.
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We give thanks for this video about sharp knives, made by a guy who cares just a little too much about the sharpness of his instruments. It's just slightly different than being a pop-culture nerd, only this guy geeks ...
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Released by Merrill Lynch in 1997, this obnoxious video tells teens to save their money. Did it work? Who knows. We were too busy at skateboard camp.
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In this episode of the FF Show, we offer a sales tape for the E-Z Catch Harvester, which is a useful item if you have thousands of chickens in your coop and no time to catch them individually. Catch more chickens on F...
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This is a training video presenting a dramatic reenactment, but damned if this guy doesn't remind us of our first Caldor Asset Protection Manager.
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For Music Awareness Week, we found an instructional video starring the former bass player of Vanilla Fudge, who's going to help you learn how to sing like a real rock star. See more rock vocals on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
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Music Awareness Week continues! Here are bits of a video from Minneapolis band Knight Crawler, who understand that watching all the children play can sometimes seem so emotional. Cheesy metal bands don't get much chee...
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For the last time, retailers, stop trying to entertain your employees while training them. It's just a dumb job, and all the rapping grannies in the world can't change that.
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Firearm training with a woman's touch, circa 1987.
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"Dancing With Frank" is apparently a half-hour show in which Frank Pacholski, naked save for a mask and a banana hammock, dances around suggestively in a semi-circle of elderly people. Why the mask, if he's using his ...
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Quite possibly the most obnoxious and unwatchable VCR game we've ever found, "Rap Rat" features an Australian rapping rat puppet straight out of a Peter Jackson nightmare.
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You know how they call strip clubs "gentlemen's clubs"? Well you're about to see why. Here's a video we found simply labeled "Bathing Suit Contest" with none of the untanned private parts, and only the leering men.
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Just in time for April 20th (420, that is, wink-wink), is an oldie-but-a-goodie from the tape-trading days. Somebody help this hippie get his movie made!
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Who knew the Family Circus had an Easter special? It's no Charlie Brown Christmas, but it does feature Dizzy Gillespie as the Easter Bunny. (Warning: this song will be in your head for the next four days.)
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Here are a couple vignettes from a drill sergeant training video, featuring our new favorite "actor," Drill Sergeant McDaniel. We love his glasses, his mustache, his drawl. But most of all, we love his stilted take-no...
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If you've never seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot , you might want to drop whatever you're up to and check it out. One of the documentary's directors, Jeff Krulik, used to work at a public-access station, and he gave us ac...