Videos
Videologue: Food Edition
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We found a video last year called "Videologue - Summer 1985" and it was full of crappy/awesome products like these. What's best? The voice-over copy, the soundtrack or the transparent vegetable-carrying wagons? (answe...
Found Footage Show: Something’s Happening
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Public-access TV is known for crackpots, but here's a guy Walter Bloom who believes he can cure disease and cheat death by spraying grape juice into his cheeks and spitting out huge chunks of mucus. He sets the mucus ...
Crystal Stix, Part 1
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Our pal, Harry Loomer-Young, found this video that features an aging hippie who inhales the shit outta oxygen while flipping his stix around. Take a deep breath! More Crystal Stix on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Found Footage Show: At Home With English
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In honor the recent election--y'all knew that was happening, right?--we have dug up a pair of strange videos that show very different sides of America. This one features an Austin cable-access host who's more than hap...
Found Footage Show: Drop Dead In The Name Of Jesus
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Meet Wayne Brian Meyer. This guy isn't messing around. He's a public-access star from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, who starts his show with a warning that it contains "formal orders... to drop dead in the name of Jesus Chri...
Laughin’ In Branson
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Here's a video featuring Branson's funnyman, Paul Harris, whittled down to just the punchlines. You're welcome.
Infant Massage
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Babies these days lead stressful lives, so give them a massage to relieve all that built-up tension. But don't take our word for it; take it from Jeff Criswell, offensive lineman for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Here We Are
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Last week we were obsessed with a long-haired man and an irritating Branson act. This week we combine the two, bringing you only the close-up shots of our favorite silky-haired singer from this Branson foursome. It lo...
Found Footage Show: Pretty Boy Floyd
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If you've ever wanted to learn how to be a tux-wearing, take-no-BS badass pool hustler who will teach you almost nothing about pool, you've perhaps come to the right place. Meet Pretty Boy Floyd. (Learn more secrets o...
Learn The Dances Of The 80s
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"America's most popular dance instructor" Christy Lane teaches you how to do the Robo Cop, the Running Man, the Roger Rabbit, the Pac Man, and other completely irrelevant dances from the 1980s.
Frosty The Snowman-like Beast
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Here's some brilliance we found at a thrift store in West Allis. It's more Sing Along with Frank Woehrle, our most reliable source for making holidays more confusing. See more on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Oh Come All Ye Jingle Cats
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So this is what the true meaning of Christmas is! Here's a deeper cut off of the epic Jingle Cats video.
Persecution!
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This is a trailer at the beginning of an African movie we found called "Touch Not My Anointed." We have no idea what's going on. The audio is bad and the accents are thick, yet we can't stop watching. This one's been ...
Walter Peyton Twists, Shouts, And Drum Solos
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When The Bears went to the playoffs in 2010, we celebrated by playing an excerpt from "The Chicago 6," a 1987 supergroup consisting of three Bears and three Blackhawks. Here's their rendition of "Twist and Shout" feat...
Safety On The Job
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Let's face it, we all want to be like Slick: confident, funny, reckless. But according to "Safety On The Job," people like Slick usually get their face burned off. Who knew? More SOTJ is waiting for you on FFF Volume ...
Before And After
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Not even sure where we got this one, but we like picturing the production assistant on the floor, slowly turning the office chair. More modeling/beauty on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Little Marcy
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We found this religious children's video in Illinois a few years ago and it's been playing in a constant loop in our nightmares ever since. More "Little Marcy" on the FFF Volume 3 DVD.
Bargain Bernie: The Lost Tapes
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Holy shit! Look what we found! More outtakes from the greatest Corpus Christie-based furniture salesfamily ever! See way more Bargain Bernie on FFF Volume 4 DVD.
Found Footage Show: Wonderful Women Of VHS
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Greer Childers. She's more than just a killer perm and a pink leotard stretching in her living room. She harbors a secret sound inside her that you can't un-hear. This workout video brings a whole new meaning to heavy...
Cyber Seeker
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Highlights from a 1993 movie that envisions the far off future of 2013. It's comforting to know that in a world where civilization and water have ceased to exist, thong bikinis are still alive and well.
A Video For Your Dog
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This video, found in Ohio, was part of a big wave of home video releases in the early '90s that were intended to entertain your cat or dog. It's a genre we've dubbed "pet-nography."
Found Footage Show: B.B. Bunny
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To close out Great Women Of The VHS Era Awareness Week, we bring you the sad but true story of a woman obsessed with making fools of her pets, particularly poor little B.B. Bunny.
Found Footage Show: Meat Sleeves
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We give thanks for this video about sharp knives, made by a guy who cares just a little too much about the sharpness of his instruments. It's just slightly different than being a pop-culture nerd, only this guy geeks ...
Time To Save
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Released by Merrill Lynch in 1997, this obnoxious video tells teens to save their money. Did it work? Who knows. We were too busy at skateboard camp.
