Videos
Found Footage Show: Meat Sleeves
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We give thanks for this video about sharp knives, made by a guy who cares just a little too much about the sharpness of his instruments. It's just slightly different than being a pop-culture nerd, only this guy geeks ...
Time To Save
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Released by Merrill Lynch in 1997, this obnoxious video tells teens to save their money. Did it work? Who knows. We were too busy at skateboard camp.
Found Footage Show: Chicken Harvester
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In this episode of the FF Show, we offer a sales tape for the E-Z Catch Harvester, which is a useful item if you have thousands of chickens in your coop and no time to catch them individually. Catch more chickens on F...
Caldor Training Video
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This is a training video presenting a dramatic reenactment, but damned if this guy doesn't remind us of our first Caldor Asset Protection Manager.
Found Footage Show: Rock Vocals
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For Music Awareness Week, we found an instructional video starring the former bass player of Vanilla Fudge, who's going to help you learn how to sing like a real rock star. See more rock vocals on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Found Footage Show: Cheesy Metal
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Music Awareness Week continues! Here are bits of a video from Minneapolis band Knight Crawler, who understand that watching all the children play can sometimes seem so emotional. Cheesy metal bands don't get much chee...
Fabulous Fit
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For the last time, retailers, stop trying to entertain your employees while training them. It's just a dumb job, and all the rapping grannies in the world can't change that.
A Woman’s Guide To Firearms
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Firearm training with a woman's touch, circa 1987.
Found Footage Show: Half-Naked Man Dances For Old People
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"Dancing With Frank" is apparently a half-hour show in which Frank Pacholski, naked save for a mask and a banana hammock, dances around suggestively in a semi-circle of elderly people. Why the mask, if he's using his ...
Rap Rat
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Quite possibly the most obnoxious and unwatchable VCR game we've ever found, "Rap Rat" features an Australian rapping rat puppet straight out of a Peter Jackson nightmare.
Bathing Suit Contest
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You know how they call strip clubs "gentlemen's clubs"? Well you're about to see why. Here's a video we found simply labeled "Bathing Suit Contest" with none of the untanned private parts, and only the leering men.
Flower Power
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Just in time for April 20th (420, that is, wink-wink), is an oldie-but-a-goodie from the tape-trading days. Somebody help this hippie get his movie made!
A Family Circus Easter
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Who knew the Family Circus had an Easter special? It's no Charlie Brown Christmas, but it does feature Dizzy Gillespie as the Easter Bunny. (Warning: this song will be in your head for the next four days.)
Drill Sergeant McDaniel
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Here are a couple vignettes from a drill sergeant training video, featuring our new favorite "actor," Drill Sergeant McDaniel. We love his glasses, his mustache, his drawl. But most of all, we love his stilted take-no...
Found Footage Show: Best Of Jeff Krulik’s Personal Stash
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If you've never seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot , you might want to drop whatever you're up to and check it out. One of the documentary's directors, Jeff Krulik, used to work at a public-access station, and he gave us ac...
Generic Hip-Hop And BB Guns
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Here's a Daisy BB gun demo video that probably played on a loop on a Cabela's sales floor throughout the 90s. Somewhere, there's a poor salesman who still has this royalty-free "hip-hop" song in his head. And now you ...
Found Footage Show: Heavy Metal Picnic
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If you've never seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot, you might want to drop whatever you're up to and check it out. One of the documentary's directors, Jeff Krulik, gave FFF access to some of his weirdest videos. Here, a sor...
Found Footage Show: Bad Acting Or The Worst Acting
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It's summer-blockbuster season and that means "Movie Awareness Week" on the Found Footage Show. We found a movie called Fear Forest--or is it Fear The Forest?--that features some of the worst acting ever to hit cheap ...
Scrap Heap Grab Bag
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Every so often, we look into our magical editing machine and notice that some wonderful shit never gets used simply because it's too short. Well that's about to change today. Enjoy this series of unbelievably cool 10 ...
Grooming And Bathing Your Cat
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From part one of a multi-volume cat care series, this video proves once and for all that cats hate being groomed and bathed. And can you blame them?
Frisbee Disc Video
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This demonstration/how-to video proves that no how many cool tricks you can do, no matter how awesome your Bud Light sweatshirt is, and no matter how out-of-left-field your "Get Smart" impression is, Frisbee will neve...
Hospital Clowning
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There are a lot of complicated rules and regulations to hospital clowning. I swear, we wouldn't even do it at all if God hadn't told us to.
Dennis Awe Near You
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Las Vegas entertainer, organ virtuoso, and sparkly outfit wearer Dennis Awe released this concert video in 1994. We can't take our eyes off the man, especially when he's mugging for the camera.
Enjoy Love Making Through Hypnosis
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One of the stranger videos we've found in recent years, this tape attempts to hypnotize you into being a better lover through the use of erotic imagery, shaky nature footage, confusing editing, and the soothing, Jacki...
