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Rap Montage
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Hip-hop was born on the streets of the Bronx but was quickly co-opted by white kids in the suburbs, corporations, sitcom stars, pregnant ladies, Jewish mothers and Christian pirates. Featuring Blazin Hazen, Alyssa Mil...
Computers
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This montage of computer instructional videos tells you everything you need to know about computing in the mid-90s, via rappers, white guys, old people, and the cast of "Friends." Featuring The Family Guide to Compute...
Health and Beauty
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Looking good is hard work, but these miracle products (and their accompanying instructional videos) promised to make it easier to get tighter skin, better groomed hair, and cleaner sinuses. Included herein: The Flowbe...
Pretty Boy Floyd
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In this instructional video, entitled "Secrets of Pool Hustling," professional pool shark Pretty Boy Floyd espouses his opinions on just about everything except pool hustling. More Pretty Boy Floyd is featured on the ...
Team Of The Eighties
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After the success of the "Superbowl Shuffle" by the 1986 Chicago Bears, every sports team tried to cash in with its own music video. Joe Montana, Jerry Rice and the rest of the 1989 49ers tried their best to recapture...
Making Halloween Special
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This Halloween arts and crafts video from 1996 appears to be fueled entirely by vegetables and dry ice. Hosted by the easily impressed Sharon Anderson.
The Appointment…With Death
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This Christian film from Jonesboro, Arkansas, shows what happens when you live a secular life in a newspaper office staffed almost entirely by bearded men. Namely, that a harbinger of death (or Jesus himself?) shows u...
Dirty Country Trailer
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Meet Larry Pierce: a small-town factory worker and family man who happens to be the raunchiest country music singer in America. "Dirty Country," the feature-length documentary, is now available on DVD and digital down...
Dance Workout With Barbie
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This 1992 exercise video by Mattel makes the bizarre choice of featuring a stop-motion animated Barbie, which gives the whole thing a creepy, "Clash of the Titans" vibe. Featured on the Found Footage Festival Volume 3...
Let’s Have Fun At The Slush Puppy Factory
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This shameless promotional video for Slush Puppie plays less like a fun children's program and more like a drug-addled nightmare. Hosted by a wisecracking dog named Axle Power.
I Gotta Go!
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We find a lot of potty training videos at thrift stores, but "I Gotta Go!" might be the catchiest one of all time. Plus, there's a chimp at the end.
Michael Finney’s Spencer Gifts Speech
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In this promotional video found in Pittsburgh, comedian-magician Michael Finney wows and dazzles audiences, primarily with his hair. We're hiring him for our next Spencer Gifts corporate meeting.
Hair Again
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Donna Barrett-Gilbert, the unmistakably Christian hairstylist with credits on "Star Trek V," "Rambo III" and "Walker, Texas Ranger," takes us on a rambling journey through the horrific world of wig styling. More on th...
What Does Santa Do?
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In this clip, we learn that in the off-season, Santa uses a hair dryer on his beard, shovels his own driveway and watches all the "There Goes a Firetruck" tapes we always find at thrift stores.
Get Around Santa
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A shoddily animated rapping Santa Claus tells us how Santa travels when he's not in his sleigh. Namely, in a jet ski, a Corvette and a backhoe.
One Effed Up Christmas
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Here's an excerpt from a feature length film called "Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny." You would think this is a long lost Kenneth Anger film, but no. This is for kids. Some seriously effed up kids.
Disney World: One Kid’s Opinion
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We taped this show off Madison cable access TV in 1992 and have been quoting it ever since. There's a lot to admire about the 12-year-old host, Mark: his catty dismissal of Captain EO, his strict adherence to the five...
Country Ham, City Ham
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Merle Ellis, the host of Mastering the Art of Carving, has a very soothing voice.
Rejuvenique Face Mask
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In this instructional video for a terrifying beauty device called the Rejuvenique Face Mask, host Linda Evans tells you about the benefits of electrocuting your face. Featured in the FFF Vol. 2 DVD.
I’m A Spoon
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Watch this clip from a video called "Your Perfect Shape!" and learn how to dress right for your body shape. Me, I'm a spoon.
Something’s Happening
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In this excerpt from Oakland-based public access show, "Something's Happening," a man named Arthur Bloom introduces the world to a miracle cure involving mucus, grape juice and a spray bottle. More "Something's Happen...
Uh Huh
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In this 1993 video, "Greatest Hits of the Bible," singer Tom Nance belts out a catchy tune about Adam and Eve while mugging to the camera. We could have done without the flesh-colored leotard.
Caught In The Web: Staying Safe In Cyberspace
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This safety video uses the latest cyber effects from 1998 to tell the dramatic story of a man overrun by cyberpunks, cyber viruses, and cyber predators, and the cyber detective who makes cyberspace cyber-safe again.
Kirk’s 40th Birthday
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This home movie was found at a Salvation Army in central Wisconsin and was labeled simply, "Kirk's 40th Birthday, May 1992." More Kirk and friends can be found on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 1 DVD.
