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Rock Vocals, Part 2: May!

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Our favorite rock vocals instructor is back, teaching his apprentice Christopher how to sing the word "may." We think these two should have their own sitcom. See more of Christopher on the FFF Vol 4 DVD.

Facercise

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Carole Maggio, facial exerciser to the stars, takes us through some basic, humiliating facercises in this 1996 VHS gem.

Ed Asner Hates Dogs

Added by 2 weeks ago

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In this found video called, "Less Stress with Ed Asner" (featured in FFF: Vol. 4), Asner gives questionable advice about how to reduce stress and talks about his irrational fear of dogs.

Sing Like The King: Elvis Sideburn Tips

Added by 4 weeks ago

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Found at a thrift store in Sacramento, this DVD is an instructional video put out by an Elvis impersonator to train other Elvis impersonators, who take it very seriously. Here, he offers pointers on how to keep your f...

Inline Skating Is Fun

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This video extols the virtues of rollerblading in an aggressively hip way, while demonstrating the importance of helmets in a manner that rollerbladers can easily understand.

Doggedly Dogs

Added by 1 month ago

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From a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs. Found at a Village Discount Outlet in Ohio.

Rock Vocals: 20 Seconds

Added by 1 month ago

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A bonus clip from this DVD on how to sing rock & roll, featured in FFF Vol. 4. We love the gentle host with the wisp of cotton candy hair. Found at Second Best Thrift Store in Queens, NY.

God’s Filling Station

Added by 2 months ago

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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at Village Discount Out...

Babes With Machine Guns, Part 3

Added by 2 months ago

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The Machine Gun Babes are back with more hijinks, this time with ambitions to star in Hollywood movies! Good luck with that. Also see Parts 1 & 2.

Something Big

Added by 2 months ago

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Billed as "The World's First Nude Pop Video," this 1983 music video took the bold step of combining New Wave music with blurry pictures of half-naked ladies. Found on an obscure British softcore tape called "Vision X....

Computer Beach Party: Dubbing

Added by 2 months ago

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Among the litany of problems with this movie is the audio which is generally atrocious and for the most part poorly overdubbed. This is a compilation of the best of the worst dubbing.

Metal Method: Shipping

Added by 2 months ago

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A heavy metal guitar instructional video starring an Owen Wilson-looking rocker named Doug Marks, as featured in FFF: Vol. 4. Is there anything more rockin' than over-explaining your shipping policies?

Clean Butt

Added by 2 months ago

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We found this promotional DVD for the Clean Butt Bidet Spa last year and it made us realize how much we hate the word "butt." This company is still in business if you're interested, at www.cleanbutt.com, of course.

It Only Takes A Second

Added by 3 months ago

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This workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe. Available on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.

How to Have Cybersex on the Internet

Added by 3 months ago

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This 1997 instructional video can't decide whether to be informational or sexy and, as a result, succeeds at neither. Tedium has never been this topless.

Magic: The Gathering Instructional Video

Added by 3 months ago

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Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.

Computer Beach Party Trailer

Added by 4 months ago

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This is a trailer we cut for a forgotten 1980s sex comedy we turned up on VHS. "Computer Beach Party" features poorly-dubbed dialogue, a naive understanding of how computers work and two musical performances by heavy ...

Goldie Hawn & Kids & Sex

Added by 4 months ago

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In this video, found in a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill, Goldie Hawn speaks inappropriately to pre-teens about sex and creeps everyone out. More Goldie Hawn and kids on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.

Going To The Doctor

Added by 5 months ago

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This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...

Danny Buys A Blobbit

Added by 5 months ago

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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.

How To Raise A Street-Smart Kid

Added by 5 months ago

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This video purports to teach children how to be safe from strangers and then proceeds to mock those same children by showing them how ignorant they are. Pretty good strategy if you ask us. This tape was found at a fle...

Jazz Warm-Up With Traci Lords

Added by 5 months ago

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A bonus clip from the ultra-bizarre exercise video by former porn star Traci Lords, as featured in the FFF: Vol. 1 DVD. Old habits die hard.

How To Be A Real Man

Added by 6 months ago

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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...

Courtship vs. Dating

Added by 6 months ago

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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.

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