Videos
Disney World: One Kid’s Opinion
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We taped this show off Madison cable access TV in 1992 and have been quoting it ever since. There's a lot to admire about the 12-year-old host, Mark: his catty dismissal of Captain EO, his strict adherence to the five...
Get Around Santa
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A shoddily animated rapping Santa Claus tells us how Santa travels when he's not in his sleigh. Namely, in a jet ski, a Corvette and a backhoe.
Hair Again
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Donna Barrett-Gilbert, the unmistakably Christian hairstylist with credits on "Star Trek V," "Rambo III" and "Walker, Texas Ranger," takes us on a rambling journey through the horrific world of wig styling. More on th...
Michael Finney’s Spencer Gifts Speech
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In this promotional video found in Pittsburgh, comedian-magician Michael Finney wows and dazzles audiences, primarily with his hair. We're hiring him for our next Spencer Gifts corporate meeting.
I Gotta Go!
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We find a lot of potty training videos at thrift stores, but "I Gotta Go!" might be the catchiest one of all time. Plus, there's a chimp at the end.
Let’s Have Fun At The Slush Puppy Factory
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This shameless promotional video for Slush Puppie plays less like a fun children's program and more like a drug-addled nightmare. Hosted by a wisecracking dog named Axle Power.
Dance Workout With Barbie
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This 1992 exercise video by Mattel makes the bizarre choice of featuring a stop-motion animated Barbie, which gives the whole thing a creepy, "Clash of the Titans" vibe. Featured on the Found Footage Festival Volume 3...
Dirty Country Trailer
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Meet Larry Pierce: a small-town factory worker and family man who happens to be the raunchiest country music singer in America. "Dirty Country," the feature-length documentary, is now available on DVD and digital down...
The Appointment…With Death
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This Christian film from Jonesboro, Arkansas, shows what happens when you live a secular life in a newspaper office staffed almost entirely by bearded men. Namely, that a harbinger of death (or Jesus himself?) shows u...
Making Halloween Special
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This Halloween arts and crafts video from 1996 appears to be fueled entirely by vegetables and dry ice. Hosted by the easily impressed Sharon Anderson.
Team Of The Eighties
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After the success of the "Superbowl Shuffle" by the 1986 Chicago Bears, every sports team tried to cash in with its own music video. Joe Montana, Jerry Rice and the rest of the 1989 49ers tried their best to recapture...
Pretty Boy Floyd
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In this instructional video, entitled "Secrets of Pool Hustling," professional pool shark Pretty Boy Floyd espouses his opinions on just about everything except pool hustling. More Pretty Boy Floyd is featured on the ...
California Big Hunks, Part 1
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Bonus footage from a VHS tape called "California Big Hunks," found at a thrift store in Virginia. This scenario begs the question, why is the hunky cop fantasizing about himself? More hunks on the Found Footage Festiv...
Health and Beauty
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Looking good is hard work, but these miracle products (and their accompanying instructional videos) promised to make it easier to get tighter skin, better groomed hair, and cleaner sinuses. Included herein: The Flowbe...
Computers
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This montage of computer instructional videos tells you everything you need to know about computing in the mid-90s, via rappers, white guys, old people, and the cast of "Friends." Â Featuring The Family Guide to Compu...
Rap Montage
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Hip-hop was born on the streets of the Bronx but was quickly co-opted by white kids in the suburbs, corporations, sitcom stars, pregnant ladies, Jewish mothers and Christian pirates. Featuring Blazin Hazen, Alyssa Mil...
Working Mom On The Run
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In this Avon exercise video, radio DJ and self-proclaimed "working mom on the run" Debbie Nigro starts off as insufferably self-depracating and quickly devolves into full-blown crazy. You get the feeling she's not so ...
Religious Medley
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These four different but equally disturbing religious videos try to get you to believe in Christ via clowns, karaoke, puppets, and ventriloquism. Worked for us. Featuring: "Clown Ministry," "Little Marcy," "Christian ...
John & Johnny & Dresses
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John & Johnny are back! And this time with some easy-to-use dresses. This particular clip contains one of the best lines from Johnny Rhodes: automatically outstanding! See more J&J on FFF Volume 1.
Training Video Montage
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This collection features training videos from the 80s/90s that were either found, donated, or stolen by us, including "fun" corporate indoctrination from Jewel Supermarket, Wendy's, Arby's, and Chick-fil-A. Even more ...
Accidents Stink!
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We admire this care giver instructional video for attempting to make an unpleasant procedure entertaining, but we're not sure "bowel care" needed to be fun. The video gets a lot crazier, but you'll have to wait until ...
Nicki Rose Music Video
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This mysterious video from the mid-80s features a man who looks like a professional heavy metal singer but sings like a street performer you'd give a quarter to out of pity. Here, Nicki Rose sings what we're calling h...
More Talkin’ Beards
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A few years ago, Nick had a cable access show called "Talkin' Beards" on a Manhattan cable access channel. On this particular episode, Nick and his bearded guest, Chris Elliott, take a viewer's call.
Michael Jackson Striptease
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This clip, from a VHS tape called "California Big Hunks," shows how a graffiti-spraying street hunk turns his life around after seeing a shiny picture of Michael Jackson taped to a wall.
