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How To Be A Real Man

Added by 5 years ago

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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...

Hail Satan

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We find a lot of videos warning against the dangers of Satanism and they all come from the 1980s, which I guess was Satan's favorite decade. Find out how Old Scratch has infiltrated talk shows, UPC codes, children's t...

Screeching To Jesus

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Sometimes we wonder how Jesus does it. Can you imagine being on the receiving end of this prayer? Christ! More Jesus crying on FFF Volue 5 DVD.

Blessercize

Added by 6 years ago

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This religious exercise video from 1986 stars the chipper Marie Chapian, who recites bible verses while leading her flock of lycra-clad Christians in leg lifts. All the while, an increasingly distracting soundtrack ac...

Courtship vs. Dating

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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.

Pornography: A Winnable War

Added by 7 years ago

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This Focus On The Family production may not have been successful in ridding us of hard-core pornography in 18 months, as promised on the box, but it did leave us with some of the greatest crowd reaction shots in VHS h...

Religious Medley

Added by 6 years ago

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These four different but equally disturbing religious videos try to get you to believe in Christ via clowns, karaoke, puppets, and ventriloquism. Worked for us. Featuring: "Clown Ministry," "Little Marcy," "Christian ...

Rap Montage

Added by 6 years ago

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Hip-hop was born on the streets of the Bronx but was quickly co-opted by white kids in the suburbs, corporations, sitcom stars, pregnant ladies, Jewish mothers and Christian pirates. Featuring Blazin Hazen, Alyssa Mil...

Found Footage Show: Drop Dead In The Name Of Jesus

Added by 7 years ago

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Meet Wayne Brian Meyer. This guy isn't messing around. He's a public-access star from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, who starts his show with a warning that it contains "formal orders... to drop dead in the name of Jesus Chri...

Songs That’ll Get Stuck In Your Head Forever

Added by 2 years ago

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The songs on these musical VHS tapes have been in our heads for over a decade and now we're passing them onto you: "Don't Talk To Strangers" from Safety 4 Kids, "Candy Pants" from preacher Lionel Davis, "Totally Tulip...

Hospital Clowning

Added by 7 years ago

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There are a lot of complicated rules and regulations to hospital clowning. I swear, we wouldn't even do it at all if God hadn't told us to.

Doggedly Dogs

Added by 5 years ago

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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs. Found at a Village D...

The Appointment…With Death

Added by 6 years ago

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This Christian film from Jonesboro, Arkansas, shows what happens when you live a secular life in a newspaper office staffed almost entirely by bearded men. Namely, that a harbinger of death (or Jesus himself?) shows u...

God’s Filling Station

Added by 4 years ago

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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids' show. We really don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact tha...

Danny Buys A Blobbit

Added by 5 years ago

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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.

Gary Busey Is Quigley

Added by 6 years ago

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Highlights from a vaguely religious movie from 2003 featuring Curtis Armstrong as a CD-ROM video game developer and Gary Busey as an evil businessman who gets reincarnated as a dog. Quigley, where have you been all ou...

Puppet Aerobics

Added by 7 years ago

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Found in North Carolina, this video isn't just an exercise video for puppeteers, it's an exercise video for religious puppeteers. Jesus Christ, that's specific.

Spiritual Gifts And The Super Bowl

Added by 6 years ago

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This clip, from a Christian ministry video, explores what would happen if the TV stopped working right before the big game.

Christian Rock Video Showdown

Added by 7 years ago

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We found a reel of Christian rock music videos from 1988 and decided to stage a battle for the best one on the tape. Will it be Degarmo's sports-themed "Competition" or "Who Do You Love?" from GLAD. You decide!

God’s Filling Station

Added by 5 years ago

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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at Village Discount Out...

Little Marcy

Added by 7 years ago

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We found this religious children's video in Illinois a few years ago and it's been playing in a constant loop in our nightmares ever since. More "Little Marcy" on the FFF Volume 3 DVD.

Fun with Ventriloquism

Added by 2 years ago

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We found a dozen different ventriloquism how-to videos at a Goodwill in Atlantic City. Was Liz Seggen's 1992 VHS tape, "Fun with Ventriloquism," the best? Hell n'yeah!

How Can I Make Real Friends?

Added by 7 years ago

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This vaguely religious video by the Jehovah's Witnesses shows that, among other things, people in gangs have more fun.

Uh Huh

Added by 6 years ago

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In this 1993 video, "Greatest Hits of the Bible," singer Tom Nance belts out a catchy tune about Adam and Eve while mugging to the camera. We could have done without the flesh-colored leotard.