Category: Religion
VCR Party Live! Episode 5
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In this week's episode of VCR Party Live!, we watch a training video for altar boys, a car care video featuring shirtless hunks, and another segment of the mysterious "bonion sergery" tape.
Hail Satan
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We find a lot of videos warning against the dangers of Satanism and they all come from the 1980s, which I guess was Satan's favorite decade. Find out how Old Scratch has infiltrated talk shows, UPC codes, children's t...
Songs That’ll Get Stuck In Your Head Forever
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The songs on these musical VHS tapes have been in our heads for over a decade and now we're passing them onto you: "Don't Talk To Strangers" from Safety 4 Kids, "Candy Pants" from preacher Lionel Davis, "Totally Tulip...
Fun with Ventriloquism
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We found a dozen different ventriloquism how-to videos at a Goodwill in Atlantic City. Was Liz Seggen's 1992 VHS tape, "Fun with Ventriloquism," the best? Hell n'yeah!
God’s Filling Station
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids' show. We really don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact tha...
Doggedly Dogs
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs. Found at a Village D...
Screeching To Jesus
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Sometimes we wonder how Jesus does it. Can you imagine being on the receiving end of this prayer? Christ! More Jesus crying on FFF Volue 5 DVD.
God’s Filling Station
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at Village Discount Out...
Danny Buys A Blobbit
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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.
How To Be A Real Man
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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...
Courtship vs. Dating
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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.
Spiritual Gifts And The Super Bowl
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This clip, from a Christian ministry video, explores what would happen if the TV stopped working right before the big game.
Uh Huh
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In this 1993 video, "Greatest Hits of the Bible," singer Tom Nance belts out a catchy tune about Adam and Eve while mugging to the camera. We could have done without the flesh-colored leotard.
The Appointment…With Death
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This Christian film from Jonesboro, Arkansas, shows what happens when you live a secular life in a newspaper office staffed almost entirely by bearded men. Namely, that a harbinger of death (or Jesus himself?) shows u...
Rap Montage
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Hip-hop was born on the streets of the Bronx but was quickly co-opted by white kids in the suburbs, corporations, sitcom stars, pregnant ladies, Jewish mothers and Christian pirates. Featuring Blazin Hazen, Alyssa Mil...
Religious Medley
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These four different but equally disturbing religious videos try to get you to believe in Christ via clowns, karaoke, puppets, and ventriloquism. Worked for us. Featuring: "Clown Ministry," "Little Marcy," "Christian ...
Chippy Clips
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We found not one but two copies of this video, starring Pastor Steve and Chippy the Church Chimp, at a Salvation Army in Iowa this year. The theme song, apparently sung by Patti LaBelle, kicks off this Christian puppe...
Gary Busey Is Quigley
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Highlights from a vaguely religious movie from 2003 featuring Curtis Armstrong as a CD-ROM video game developer and Gary Busey as an evil businessman who gets reincarnated as a dog. Quigley, where have you been all ou...
Easter Parade
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Nothing quite says "Easter" like a lip synching cowboy superimposed over small town parade footage. Keep your eyes peeled for the editor's clever barb at our greedy government and a bear driving a bulldozer.
Blessercize
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This religious exercise video from 1986 stars the chipper Marie Chapian, who recites bible verses while leading her flock of lycra-clad Christians in leg lifts. All the while, an increasingly distracting soundtrack ac...
Brett Lamb vs. Geoff Moore
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We cut together two Christian music videos into a battle for the ages. Who is more rockingly pious? Brent Lamb or Geoff Moore. You decide.
The Award
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A 45-minute drama from the Mormon Church, "The Award" envisions a world where all high schoolers are wantonly cruel sociopaths. Not too far off, actually. Found at a Salvation Army in Michigan.
Christian Rock Video Showdown
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We found a reel of Christian rock music videos from 1988 and decided to stage a battle for the best one on the tape. Will it be Degarmo's sports-themed "Competition" or "Who Do You Love?" from GLAD. You decide!
What Does God Say About Worldliness?
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We're not sure exactly what message Dawson McAllister is trying to convey in this seminar; we just know we can't stop staring at his mustache.
