Category: Kidz & Teens
A Girl’s World
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This 1998 educational video proved that girls could do anything they wanted to do, including having extremely stilted conversations with female pilots.
You Gotta Believe
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In this New York Mets video, baseball great Mookie Wilson sings a song about believing in yourself. Inexplicably, it features football, cigarettes, and scientists.
Me Potty Wotty
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From the people who brought you the ultra-catchy "I Gotta Go!" comes this Caribbean-influenced potty training ditty, complete with crude animation.
Cheering Makes School Fun
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CMSF is quite possibly the most ambitious public access show ever. Host Jim W. Hawkins has recorded over 500 episodes over the last 10 years. Who knew there was that much cheerleading news to cover?
The Real Chad Allen
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In this insider peek into the real life of former teen heartthrob Chad Allen, the "Our House" star talks about his interests, making sure to stress that girls are on that list. Another fine entry in the "Corey Haim: M...
Thriller Dancer
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From "Stairway to Stardom," the greatest public access show in the history of television, this dance routine by Lola Perazzo is nothing short of stunning. The leotard could have left more to the imagination, but every...
Astronauts Poop
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Jack-of-all-trades/professional genie Hard Hat Harry leads our two precocious co-hosts on a tour of NASA and also teaches that, indeed, everybody poops. But astronauts seem to poop the most.
This Video Is About Herpes!
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This 1996 sex education video for teens tries so hard to be hip and edgy that it ends up being more irritating than the disease it's warning you about.
There Goes A…
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Among the most common videos we find in thrift stores are tapes in the "There Goes A..." series for kids, hosted by Dave and Becky. After watching this promo, how could you not want to buy these videos?
Stranger Danger, Part 2
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In this installment of "Stranger Danger," we learn never to pose for pictures for strangers, even if the stranger is a smooth-talking pizza commercial producer who promises to put you on TV.
Stranger Danger, Part 1
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This 1994 safety video teaches kids about the danger of talking to strangers. Tip #1: Don't use "cat" as a code word.
ABC Fun Fit With Mary Lou Retton
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This 1985 exercise video for kids is hosted by America's pluckiest Olympian, Mary Lou Retton. Maybe a little too plucky.
Alphabet Soup
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In this video, found at a Salvation Army in Passaic, NJ, a couple of tolerant Weimeraner dogs are humiliated in the interest of teaching kids the alphabet. Seems like a small price to pay.
Snow Monsters The Movie!
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This skiing safety video teaches kids that all they really need to be safe on the slopes is a little magic from a talking albino tiger.
Acne Rap
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This shameless pitch for Retin-A acne medication tries to talk to teens on their level...by rapping! More "Acne Rap" on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 2 DVD.
The Award
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A 45-minute drama from the Mormon Church, "The Award" envisions a world where all high schoolers are wantonly cruel sociopaths. Not too far off, actually. Found at a Salvation Army in Michigan.
Wormania!
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In this educational video, found in Kalamazoo, MI, kids learn about the world of worms through music, dance and a visit from the Worm Lady. Keep an eye out for the kid with a giant rat tail at the end. See more worms ...
Corey Haim’s Me, Myself, And I
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Fresh out of his first stint in rehab in 1989, teen heartthrob Corey Haim released this video diary to show fans that he was all better. And to answer burning questions like, "What does kissing really mean to you?"
Little Marines 2
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This kid friendly movie, found at a truck stop in Iowa, advertised "more great scenes of the Arkansas landscape!" on the box. It delivered that and a lot of confusing attempts at comedy.
Shattered…If Your Kid’s On Drugs
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This 1986 dramatization about the dangers of drugs and drinking stars Judd Nelson and Burt Reynolds, the living embodiments of clean living and sobriety. Also starring a young and impressionable Dermot Mulroney.
Diary Of A Teenage Smoker
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According to the back of the box, this video "uses rock music, humor and slick pacing to reach its teenage audience." It also happens to be the single most Canadian anti-smoking PSA ever produced.
All Rapped Up
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This timely 1991 Christian anti-rap expose attacks such gangster rap luminaries as Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer in the form of, what else, a rap song.
For Safety’s Sake Starring Gary Coleman
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This 1986 instructional video stars Gary Coleman at his pluckiest. It also features a strange cop, an outdoorsman, that kid from Tremors and a whole host of "attractive nuisances" that may or may not match up with Gar...
Cup Stacking
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A promotional video for a company trying to sell plastic cups to kids as part of a new "sport" called speed stacking. It's actually pretty impressive, but at the end of the day, you're still just stacking cups.
