Category: Kidz & Teens
How To Be A Real Man
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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...
Shattered…If Your Kid’s On Drugs
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This 1986 dramatization about the dangers of drugs and drinking stars Judd Nelson and Burt Reynolds, the living embodiments of clean living and sobriety. Also starring a young and impressionable Dermot Mulroney.
Thriller Dancer
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From "Stairway to Stardom," the greatest public access show in the history of television, this dance routine by Lola Perazzo is nothing short of stunning. The leotard could have left more to the imagination, but every...
How To Raise A Street-Smart Kid
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This video purports to teach children how to be safe from strangers and then proceeds to mock those same children by showing them how ignorant they are. Pretty good strategy if you ask us. This tape was found at a fle...
Goldie Hawn & Kids & Sex
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In this video, found in a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill, Goldie Hawn speaks inappropriately to pre-teens about sex and creeps everyone out. More Goldie Hawn and kids on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
It Ain’t Worth It
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Who better to teach teens about the value of abstinence than NBA players? Here, A.C. Green and David Robinson talk (and rap!) about the power of not doing it. Also, Barry Sanders shows up with a basketball for some re...
Corey Haim’s Me, Myself, And I
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Fresh out of his first stint in rehab in 1989, teen heartthrob Corey Haim released this video diary to show fans that he was all better. And to answer burning questions like, "What does kissing really mean to you?"
Courtship vs. Dating
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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
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It's cool that Chuck Norris lent his actual voice to this 1986 cartoon, but did we need to be constantly reminded of that fact by repeating the name "Chuck Norris" over and over? In a word, yes. See more of Chuck on F...
Sex At Its Best
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In this 1996 seminar called "Sex At Its Best," teens are asked questions about virginity from a man who seems less like a real person and more like a Martin Short character.
Cheering Makes School Fun
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CMSF is quite possibly the most ambitious public access show ever. Host Jim W. Hawkins has recorded over 500 episodes over the last 10 years. Who knew there was that much cheerleading news to cover?
Caught In The Web: Staying Safe In Cyberspace
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This safety video uses the latest cyber effects from 1998 to tell the dramatic story of a man overrun by cyberpunks, cyber viruses, and cyber predators, and the cyber detective who makes cyberspace cyber-safe again.
This Video Is About Herpes!
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This 1996 sex education video for teens tries so hard to be hip and edgy that it ends up being more irritating than the disease it's warning you about.
Alphabet Soup
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In this video, found at a Salvation Army in Passaic, NJ, a couple of tolerant Weimeraner dogs are humiliated in the interest of teaching kids the alphabet. Seems like a small price to pay.
One Effed Up Christmas
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Here's an excerpt from a feature length film called "Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny." You would think this is a long lost Kenneth Anger film, but no. This is for kids. Some seriously effed up kids.
Disney World: One Kid’s Opinion
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We taped this show off Madison cable access TV in 1992 and have been quoting it ever since. There's a lot to admire about the 12-year-old host, Mark: his catty dismissal of Captain EO, his strict adherence to the five...
Magic: The Gathering Instructional Video
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Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.
Found Footage Show: Stairway To Stardom
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It's TV Awareness Week at the Found Footage Show and we take the first step up the "Stairway to Stardom."
The Real Chad Allen
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In this insider peek into the real life of former teen heartthrob Chad Allen, the "Our House" star talks about his interests, making sure to stress that girls are on that list. Another fine entry in the "Corey Haim: M...
FFF Volume 6 Trailer
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A small sampling of some of the weird and wonderful found footage on display in the Found Footage Festival Volume 6 DVD and live tour (2012).
God’s Filling Station
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids' show. We really don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact tha...
Rambo Laughing
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Every kid's favorite R-rated action hero stars in his own Saturday morning cartoon, complete with the obligatory "group laugh" outro in every episode. See more of the worst Saturday morning cartoons on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
Danny Buys A Blobbit
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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.
Dance Workout With Barbie
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This 1992 exercise video by Mattel makes the bizarre choice of featuring a stop-motion animated Barbie, which gives the whole thing a creepy, "Clash of the Titans" vibe. Featured on the Found Footage Festival Volume 3...
