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Merry Christmas Doll

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In this music video by a band called High Heel & The Sneekers (c. 1985), a little girl faces the prospect of Christmas without her daddy, who's presumably off at war somewhere killing brown people, by fantasizing ...

Straight Up

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This 1988 educational video, starring Chad Allen and Louis Gossett, Jr., warns you about the dangers of drugs through a story so convoluted, you have to be on drugs for it to make sense.

It Ain’t Worth It

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Who better to teach teens about the value of abstinence than NBA players? Here, A.C. Green and David Robinson talk (and rap!) about the power of not doing it. Also, Barry Sanders shows up with a basketball for some re...

Time To Save

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Released by Merrill Lynch in 1997, this obnoxious video tells teens to save their money. Did it work? Who knows. We were too busy at skateboard camp.

Little Marcy

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We found this religious children's video in Illinois a few years ago and it's been playing in a constant loop in our nightmares ever since. More "Little Marcy" on the FFF Volume 3 DVD.

Frosty The Snowman-like Beast

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Here's some brilliance we found at a thrift store in West Allis. It's more Sing Along with Frank Woehrle, our most reliable source for making holidays more confusing. See more on FFF Volume 5 DVD.

Sex At Its Best

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In this 1996 seminar called "Sex At Its Best," teens are asked questions about virginity from a man who seems less like a real person and more like a Martin Short character.

Zolar

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Proof that bad ideas are alive and well even in the DVD era, this teen movie combines extreme sports with a blue alien. And we all learn a little bit about tolerance in the process.

Mommy, I Can Learn Myself

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In this found educational tape, two crudely animated children with irritating voices teach you about manners, but don't have the common decency to shut the hell up.

Found Footage Show: Stairway To Stardom

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It's TV Awareness Week at the Found Footage Show and we take the first step up the "Stairway to Stardom."

Fruit For Thought

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The plucky host of this 1987 exercise video, found in rural Georgia, is undeniably adorable, but we're sorry, there's no way she ate those raisins. More of this video in Found Footage Festival Vol. 6.

FFF Volume 6 Trailer

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A small sampling of some of the weird and wonderful found footage on display in the Found Footage Festival Volume 6 DVD and live tour (2012).

Gospel Bill

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This Christian children's variety show from 1987 has everything: music, puppets, costumed characters, bible quizzes, and exercises that teach kids to put money into collection plates.

Joysticks

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Here's a trailer we cut for the 1983 sex comedy that has it all: arcade games, punk rockers, a fat guy who's always farting, Pac Man wipes, and Joe Don Baker. Found at a thrift store in Boulder.

Rambo Laughing

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Every kid's favorite R-rated action hero stars in his own Saturday morning cartoon, complete with the obligatory "group laugh" outro in every episode. See more of the worst Saturday morning cartoons on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.

Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos

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It's cool that Chuck Norris lent his actual voice to this 1986 cartoon, but did we need to be constantly reminded of that fact by repeating the name "Chuck Norris" over and over? In a word, yes. See more of Chuck on F...

Say No To Strangers

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This extremely British educational video tells kids to say no to strangers. We'd start by avoiding any singing strangers dressed like they belong to a sailing club. Found by our friends across the pond at Eagle & ...

Being Berry, Berry Safe

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This video about saying no to strangers is hosted by a clown from Oregon named Blueberry, who is far more terrifying than any stranger we can imagine. Featured in Found Footage Festival Vol. 6.

Cup Stacking

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A promotional video for a company trying to sell plastic cups to kids as part of a new "sport" called speed stacking. It's actually pretty impressive, but at the end of the day, you're still just stacking cups.

For Safety’s Sake Starring Gary Coleman

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This 1986 instructional video stars Gary Coleman at his pluckiest. It also features a strange cop, an outdoorsman, that kid from Tremors and a whole host of "attractive nuisances" that may or may not match up with Gar...

All Rapped Up

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This timely 1991 Christian anti-rap expose attacks such gangster rap luminaries as Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer in the form of, what else, a rap song.

Diary Of A Teenage Smoker

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According to the back of the box, this video "uses rock music, humor and slick pacing to reach its teenage audience." It also happens to be the single most Canadian anti-smoking PSA ever produced.

Shattered…If Your Kid’s On Drugs

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This 1986 dramatization about the dangers of drugs and drinking stars Judd Nelson and Burt Reynolds, the living embodiments of clean living and sobriety. Also starring a young and impressionable Dermot Mulroney.

Little Marines 2

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This kid friendly movie, found at a truck stop in Iowa, advertised "more great scenes of the Arkansas landscape!" on the box. It delivered that and a lot of confusing attempts at comedy.