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Doggedly Dogs

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From a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs. Found at a Village Discount Outlet in Ohio.

God’s Filling Station

Added by 3 weeks ago

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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at Village Discount Out...

Magic: The Gathering Instructional Video

Added by 2 months ago

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Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.

Goldie Hawn & Kids & Sex

Added by 3 months ago

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In this video, found in a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill, Goldie Hawn speaks inappropriately to pre-teens about sex and creeps everyone out. More Goldie Hawn and kids on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.

Going To The Doctor

Added by 3 months ago

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This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...

Danny Buys A Blobbit

Added by 4 months ago

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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.

How To Raise A Street-Smart Kid

Added by 4 months ago

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This video purports to teach children how to be safe from strangers and then proceeds to mock those same children by showing them how ignorant they are. Pretty good strategy if you ask us. This tape was found at a fle...

How To Be A Real Man

Added by 5 months ago

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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...

Courtship vs. Dating

Added by 5 months ago

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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.

Kathie Lee Raps

Added by 6 months ago

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From Kathie Lee's Rockin' Tots Cafe, a short-lived rip-off of Pee-Wee's Playhouse (what parent would buy this for their kid?!). Warning: This physically hurts to watch.

Check It Out: Acne Video

Added by 6 months ago

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This clip is from an acne treatment promotional video that tries to pass itself off as a hip, MTV-style talk show for teens. Annoying, although admittedly, if this were a real show, we'd be tuning in every day.

FFF Volume 7 Trailer

Added by 7 months ago

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A quick look at what's on tap in the new Found Footage Festival show, coming soon to your city.

Spiritual Gifts And The Super Bowl

Added by 8 months ago

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This clip, from a Christian ministry video, explores what would happen if the TV stopped working right before the big game.

Caught In The Web: Staying Safe In Cyberspace

Added by 8 months ago

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This safety video uses the latest cyber effects from 1998 to tell the dramatic story of a man overrun by cyberpunks, cyber viruses, and cyber predators, and the cyber detective who makes cyberspace cyber-safe again.

Disney World: One Kid’s Opinion

Added by 10 months ago

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We taped this show off Madison cable access TV in 1992 and have been quoting it ever since. There's a lot to admire about the 12-year-old host, Mark: his catty dismissal of Captain EO, his strict adherence to the five...

One Effed Up Christmas

Added by 10 months ago

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Here's an excerpt from a feature length film called "Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny." You would think this is a long lost Kenneth Anger film, but no. This is for kids. Some seriously effed up kids.

Get Around Santa

Added by 10 months ago

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A shoddily animated rapping Santa Claus tells us how Santa travels when he's not in his sleigh. Namely, in a jet ski, a Corvette and a backhoe.

What Does Santa Do?

Added by 10 months ago

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In this clip, we learn that in the off-season, Santa uses a hair dryer on his beard, shovels his own driveway and watches all the "There Goes a Firetruck" tapes we always find at thrift stores.

I Gotta Go!

Added by 11 months ago

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We find a lot of potty training videos at thrift stores, but "I Gotta Go!" might be the catchiest one of all time. Plus, there's a chimp at the end.

Let’s Have Fun At The Slush Puppy Factory

Added by 11 months ago

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This shameless promotional video for Slush Puppie plays less like a fun children's program and more like a drug-addled nightmare. Hosted by a wisecracking dog named Axle Power.

Dance Workout With Barbie

Added by 11 months ago

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This 1992 exercise video by Mattel makes the bizarre choice of featuring a stop-motion animated Barbie, which gives the whole thing a creepy, "Clash of the Titans" vibe. Featured on the Found Footage Festival Volume 3...

Religious Medley

Added by 1 year ago

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These four different but equally disturbing religious videos try to get you to believe in Christ via clowns, karaoke, puppets, and ventriloquism. Worked for us. Featuring: "Clown Ministry," "Little Marcy," "Christian ...

A Girl’s World

Added by 1 year ago

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This 1998 educational video proved that girls could do anything they wanted to do, including having extremely stilted conversations with female pilots.

You Gotta Believe

Added by 1 year ago

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In this New York Mets video, baseball great Mookie Wilson sings a song about believing in yourself. Inexplicably, it features football, cigarettes, and scientists.

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