Category: How-To
Cat Training With Trisha Menke
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Just when you think you've seen every crazy cat lady there is to see, along comes Trisha Menke, a woman who's just begging to be played by Catherine O'Hara in a future Christopher Guest movie.
Yo-Yo Woman
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Linda Sengpiel, the self-proclaimed World Women's Yo-Yo Champion, shows off some yo-yo tricks as well as her modestly appointed living room.
Sylvia’s Mop Bucket
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Found at a public library outside of Detroit, this homemade instructional video shows you how to clean the bathroom. Take from Sylvia, a woman who's apparently really good at cleaning bathrooms.
Gimme Shelter
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Not the Rolling Stones documentary but equally tragic, this how-to video about training your shelter dog raises the question: wouldn't euthanasia be better than living with this family?
Shiatsu With Pat Morita
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In this post-"Karate Kid" instructional video, Pat Morita talks ad nauseam about his love for shiatsu massage while a woman in rolled up jean shorts stands around with nothing to do.
Washlet
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A promotional video for a futuristic Japanese toilet that seems aimed at a very specific demographic--androgynous ghosts.
How To Plan Your Wedding
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Everything you need to know to plan your 1986 wedding!
FFF Volume 6 Trailer
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A small sampling of some of the weird and wonderful found footage on display in the Found Footage Festival Volume 6 DVD and live tour (2012).
Found Footage Show: It Only Takes A Second
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It's Safety Awareness Week at the Found Footage Festival and we spotlight an insurance video called "It Only Takes A Second."
Cheerleader Tryout Secrets
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Found by a friend in Austin, Texas, this instructional video teaches you some popular cheerleading techniques, most of which sound like sexual euphemisms.
Mommy, I Can Learn Myself
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In this found educational tape, two crudely animated children with irritating voices teach you about manners, but don't have the common decency to shut the hell up.
The Billy Bob Boogie
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Obnoxious doesn't begin to describe this video, "How To Have Fun With Billy Bob Teeth," found at a Goodwill in New Jersey. It came with a set of fake teeth, some phony glasses and a starburst on the box promising "GUA...
Ventriloquism For Fun & Profit
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This disturbing clip comes at the end of a ventriloquism how-to video by the legendary Paul Winchell. For more ventriloquism on VHS, check out FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Found Footage Show: Rejuvenique
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It's Health & Beauty Awareness Week on the Found Footage Show and we're introduced to a terrifying facial toning device known as the Rejuvenique.
Guinea Pigs!
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This 1993 instructional video, featuring state-of-the-art computer animation, is all about how to care for your guinea pig "pet pal." Apparently, they hate rap music.
Found Footage Show: VHS Covers, Part 2
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In our travels through resale shops and garbage bins, we frequently come across VHS tapes whose artwork actually turns out to be more exciting than the videos contained inside them. Like this? Then you'll love our boo...
Crystal Stix, Part 1
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Our pal, Harry Loomer-Young, found this video that features an aging hippie who inhales the shit outta oxygen while flipping his stix around. Take a deep breath! More Crystal Stix on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Found Footage Show: At Home With English
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In honor the recent election--y'all knew that was happening, right?--we have dug up a pair of strange videos that show very different sides of America. This one features an Austin cable-access host who's more than hap...
Infant Massage
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Babies these days lead stressful lives, so give them a massage to relieve all that built-up tension. But don't take our word for it; take it from Jeff Criswell, offensive lineman for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Found Footage Show: Pretty Boy Floyd
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If you've ever wanted to learn how to be a tux-wearing, take-no-BS badass pool hustler who will teach you almost nothing about pool, you've perhaps come to the right place. Meet Pretty Boy Floyd. (Learn more secrets o...
Learn The Dances Of The 80s
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"America's most popular dance instructor" Christy Lane teaches you how to do the Robo Cop, the Running Man, the Roger Rabbit, the Pac Man, and other completely irrelevant dances from the 1980s.
Time To Save
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Released by Merrill Lynch in 1997, this obnoxious video tells teens to save their money. Did it work? Who knows. We were too busy at skateboard camp.
Found Footage Show: Rock Vocals
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For Music Awareness Week, we found an instructional video starring the former bass player of Vanilla Fudge, who's going to help you learn how to sing like a real rock star. See more rock vocals on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
A Woman’s Guide To Firearms
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Firearm training with a woman's touch, circa 1987.