Category: How-To
Crystal Stix, Part 1
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Our pal, Harry Loomer-Young, found this video that features an aging hippie who inhales the shit outta oxygen while flipping his stix around. Take a deep breath! More Crystal Stix on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Found Footage Show: At Home With English
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In honor the recent election--y'all knew that was happening, right?--we have dug up a pair of strange videos that show very different sides of America. This one features an Austin cable-access host who's more than hap...
Infant Massage
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Babies these days lead stressful lives, so give them a massage to relieve all that built-up tension. But don't take our word for it; take it from Jeff Criswell, offensive lineman for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Found Footage Show: Pretty Boy Floyd
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If you've ever wanted to learn how to be a tux-wearing, take-no-BS badass pool hustler who will teach you almost nothing about pool, you've perhaps come to the right place. Meet Pretty Boy Floyd. (Learn more secrets o...
Learn The Dances Of The 80s
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"America's most popular dance instructor" Christy Lane teaches you how to do the Robo Cop, the Running Man, the Roger Rabbit, the Pac Man, and other completely irrelevant dances from the 1980s.
Time To Save
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Released by Merrill Lynch in 1997, this obnoxious video tells teens to save their money. Did it work? Who knows. We were too busy at skateboard camp.
Found Footage Show: Rock Vocals
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For Music Awareness Week, we found an instructional video starring the former bass player of Vanilla Fudge, who's going to help you learn how to sing like a real rock star. See more rock vocals on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
A Woman’s Guide To Firearms
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Firearm training with a woman's touch, circa 1987.
Grooming And Bathing Your Cat
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From part one of a multi-volume cat care series, this video proves once and for all that cats hate being groomed and bathed. And can you blame them?
Frisbee Disc Video
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This demonstration/how-to video proves that no how many cool tricks you can do, no matter how awesome your Bud Light sweatshirt is, and no matter how out-of-left-field your "Get Smart" impression is, Frisbee will neve...
Hospital Clowning
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There are a lot of complicated rules and regulations to hospital clowning. I swear, we wouldn't even do it at all if God hadn't told us to.
Enjoy Love Making Through Hypnosis
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One of the stranger videos we've found in recent years, this tape attempts to hypnotize you into being a better lover through the use of erotic imagery, shaky nature footage, confusing editing, and the soothing, Jacki...
Fun With Character Voices
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Ventriloquist extraordinaire Liz VonSeggen teaches classes full of working class men and women (and annoying kids) how to create funny voices. And maybe works through some of her own demons in the process.
Eat, Sleep And Be Sexy
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In this marriage counseling video from 1989, we're introduced to a married couple with problems, problems that could all be solved if the wife cared more about the Bradford account.
Boating The Starboard Way
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This obnoxious video, put out in 1994 by the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission, tries to be educational and informative but ends up just trying way too hard to be "Beakman's World."
