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Linda Blair’s How To Get Revenge

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This instructional video, starring Linda Blair from "The Exorcist," starts out with a jokey premise, but the revenge tips that Blair and company offer are far too well-thought-out and far too illegal to be anything bu...

Hair Again, Part 2

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More wig styling tips from consummate weirdo Donna Barratt Gilbert, who seems to be having a conversation with a little person who lives inside her head. Found by Billy Taylor in Tennessee.

Michael Bolton’s Winning Softball

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Singer, heartthrob, and softball enthusiast Michael Bolton brags about how good he is at softball (and how generous he is) in this perplexing instructional video. More Bolton on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.

Your Cat Wants A Massage

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Introducing Champion and his owner, Maryjean, a woman who's the dictionary definition of a crazy cat lady. More Cat Massage on the Found Footage Festival: Vol. 3 DVD.

Escape With Herb Johnson

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Self defense techniques from a man with the least intimidating name of all time. Herb is a great martial artist but not much of a public speaker. More on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 3 DVD.

The Video Guide To Successful Seduction

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Handsome folks from the '80s share their seduction tips. Plus, there's a sleazy reenactment thrown in for good measure. More "Seduction" on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 4 DVD.

Toilet Training The Feline

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In this homemade instructional video from 1992, a cat owner named Jill takes us through the long and overly complicated steps of toilet training a kitty. She also dabbles in poetry. More TTTF on the FFF Vol. 3 DVD.

The Video Biz!

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This instructional video by a man named Capt'n Pauly teaches you everything you need to know about starting your own video production company, including the selection of a company mascot.

Tom Vu

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In this infomercial from the late '80s, Vietnamese-immigrant and real estate mogul Tom Vu talks about how rich he is. Is it any wonder he's famous from Quebec to Miami? Found by David Whittaker.

Win At Bridge

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Bridge seems like a game you make up as you go along. And this bridge strategy video, hosted by a dangerously tanned Dustin Hoffman look-a-like, is proof that nobody in this world will ever understand this game.

How Can I Make Real Friends?

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This vaguely religious video by the Jehovah's Witnesses shows that, among other things, people in gangs have more fun.

Tax Attack ’87

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This instructional video hosted by Robert Klein tried to take a light-hearted approach to tax preparation but ended up with something more akin to the ending of "Apocalypse Now."

Cat Training With Trisha Menke

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Just when you think you've seen every crazy cat lady there is to see, along comes Trisha Menke, a woman who's just begging to be played by Catherine O'Hara in a future Christopher Guest movie.

Yo-Yo Woman

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Linda Sengpiel, the self-proclaimed World Women's Yo-Yo Champion, shows off some yo-yo tricks as well as her modestly appointed living room.

Sylvia’s Mop Bucket

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Found at a public library outside of Detroit, this homemade instructional video shows you how to clean the bathroom. Take from Sylvia, a woman who's apparently really good at cleaning bathrooms.

Gimme Shelter

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Not the Rolling Stones documentary but equally tragic, this how-to video about training your shelter dog raises the question: wouldn't euthanasia be better than living with this family?

Shiatsu With Pat Morita

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In this post-"Karate Kid" instructional video, Pat Morita talks ad nauseam about his love for shiatsu massage while a woman in rolled up jean shorts stands around with nothing to do.

Washlet

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A promotional video for a futuristic Japanese toilet that seems aimed at a very specific demographic--androgynous ghosts.

How To Plan Your Wedding

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Everything you need to know to plan your 1986 wedding!

FFF Volume 6 Trailer

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A small sampling of some of the weird and wonderful found footage on display in the Found Footage Festival Volume 6 DVD and live tour (2012).

Found Footage Show: It Only Takes A Second

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It's Safety Awareness Week at the Found Footage Festival and we spotlight an insurance video called "It Only Takes A Second."

Cheerleader Tryout Secrets

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Found by a friend in Austin, Texas, this instructional video teaches you some popular cheerleading techniques, most of which sound like sexual euphemisms.

Mommy, I Can Learn Myself

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In this found educational tape, two crudely animated children with irritating voices teach you about manners, but don't have the common decency to shut the hell up.

The Billy Bob Boogie

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Obnoxious doesn't begin to describe this video, "How To Have Fun With Billy Bob Teeth," found at a Goodwill in New Jersey. It came with a set of fake teeth, some phony glasses and a starburst on the box promising "GUA...