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Total Self Defense

Added by 5 years ago

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After one of the greatest intros ever committed to VHS, "Total Self Defense" introduces us to host John McSweeney, a guy who could kill a man with a single blow but is still exceedingly polite to his assistant, Paul. ...

Even More Proof: Swords and Blowguns

Added by 4 years ago

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A bonus clip from a 4-DVD set designed to show you how effective Cold Steel weapons are, as featured in FFF Vol. 4. Here, our lovable host advocates playing blowgun games with the whole family.

Cheerleader Tryout Secrets

Added by 7 years ago

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Found by a friend in Austin, Texas, this instructional video teaches you some popular cheerleading techniques, most of which sound like sexual euphemisms.

Found Footage Show: VHS Covers, Part 2

Added by 7 years ago

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In our travels through resale shops and garbage bins, we frequently come across VHS tapes whose artwork actually turns out to be more exciting than the videos contained inside them. Like this? Then you'll love our boo...

A Woman’s Guide To Firearms

Added by 7 years ago

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Firearm training with a woman's touch, circa 1987.

Hospital Clowning

Added by 7 years ago

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There are a lot of complicated rules and regulations to hospital clowning. I swear, we wouldn't even do it at all if God hadn't told us to.

Frisbee Disc Video

Added by 7 years ago

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This demonstration/how-to video proves that no how many cool tricks you can do, no matter how awesome your Bud Light sweatshirt is, and no matter how out-of-left-field your "Get Smart" impression is, Frisbee will neve...

Trick And Fancy Roping Made Easy

Added by 4 years ago

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This video is for all the cowboys out there who wanted to learn trick roping and had VCRs. Look out for the dainty cowboy at the end.

Guinea Pigs!

Added by 7 years ago

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This 1993 instructional video, featuring state-of-the-art computer animation, is all about how to care for your guinea pig "pet pal." Apparently, they hate rap music.

Grooming And Bathing Your Cat

Added by 7 years ago

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From part one of a multi-volume cat care series, this video proves once and for all that cats hate being groomed and bathed. And can you blame them?

Found Footage Show: Rejuvenique

Added by 7 years ago

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It's Health & Beauty Awareness Week on the Found Footage Show and we're introduced to a terrifying facial toning device known as the Rejuvenique.

Michael Bolton’s Winning Softball

Added by 6 years ago

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Singer, heartthrob, and softball enthusiast Michael Bolton brags about how good he is at softball (and how generous he is) in this perplexing instructional video. More Bolton on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.

I Gotta Go!

Added by 5 years ago

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We find a lot of potty training videos at thrift stores, but "I Gotta Go!" might be the catchiest one of all time. Plus, there's a chimp at the end.

Found Footage Show: Pretty Boy Floyd

Added by 7 years ago

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If you've ever wanted to learn how to be a tux-wearing, take-no-BS badass pool hustler who will teach you almost nothing about pool, you've perhaps come to the right place. Meet Pretty Boy Floyd. (Learn more secrets o...

Accidents Stink!

Added by 5 years ago

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We admire this care giver instructional video for attempting to make an unpleasant procedure entertaining, but we're not sure "bowel care" needed to be fun. The video gets a lot crazier, but you'll have to wait until ...

The Puck Stops Here

Added by 4 years ago

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In this hockey instructional video, a very intense instructor with a mustache demands that we have more fun playing hockey. Found at a thrift store in Michigan.

Tom Vu

Added by 6 years ago

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In this infomercial from the late '80s, Vietnamese-immigrant and real estate mogul Tom Vu talks about how rich he is. Is it any wonder he's famous from Quebec to Miami? Found by David Whittaker.

Learn The Dances Of The 80s

Added by 7 years ago

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"America's most popular dance instructor" Christy Lane teaches you how to do the Robo Cop, the Running Man, the Roger Rabbit, the Pac Man, and other completely irrelevant dances from the 1980s.

Found Footage Show: At Home With English

Added by 7 years ago

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In honor the recent election--y'all knew that was happening, right?--we have dug up a pair of strange videos that show very different sides of America. This one features an Austin cable-access host who's more than hap...

The Hair Mack

Added by 5 years ago

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We found this combination hair styling video/blaxploitation movie (running time: 55 mins.) in Detroit. In it, Cool C, the Chief Executive Officer of II Hype, teaches us how to create an easy, breezy hairstyle known as...

Hair Again

Added by 5 years ago

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Donna Barrett-Gilbert, the unmistakably Christian hairstylist with credits on "Star Trek V," "Rambo III" and "Walker, Texas Ranger," takes us on a rambling journey through the horrific world of wig styling. More on th...

Washlet

Added by 7 years ago

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A promotional video for a futuristic Japanese toilet that seems aimed at a very specific demographic--androgynous ghosts.

Inline Skating Is Fun

Added by 4 years ago

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This video extols the virtues of rollerblading in an aggressively hip way, while demonstrating the importance of helmets in a manner that rollerbladers can easily understand.

Sing Like The King: Elvis Sideburn Tips

Added by 4 years ago

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Found at a thrift store in Sacramento, this DVD is an instructional video put out by an Elvis impersonator to train other Elvis impersonators, who take it very seriously. Here, he offers pointers on how to keep your f...