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How To Plan Your Wedding

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Everything you need to know to plan your 1986 wedding!

Washlet

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A promotional video for a futuristic Japanese toilet that seems aimed at a very specific demographic--androgynous ghosts.

Shiatsu With Pat Morita

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In this post-"Karate Kid" instructional video, Pat Morita talks ad nauseam about his love for shiatsu massage while a woman in rolled up jean shorts stands around with nothing to do.

Gimme Shelter

Added by 6 years ago

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Not the Rolling Stones documentary but equally tragic, this how-to video about training your shelter dog raises the question: wouldn't euthanasia be better than living with this family?

Sylvia’s Mop Bucket

Added by 6 years ago

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Found at a public library outside of Detroit, this homemade instructional video shows you how to clean the bathroom. Take from Sylvia, a woman who's apparently really good at cleaning bathrooms.

Yo-Yo Woman

Added by 6 years ago

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Linda Sengpiel, the self-proclaimed World Women's Yo-Yo Champion, shows off some yo-yo tricks as well as her modestly appointed living room.

Cat Training With Trisha Menke

Added by 6 years ago

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Just when you think you've seen every crazy cat lady there is to see, along comes Trisha Menke, a woman who's just begging to be played by Catherine O'Hara in a future Christopher Guest movie.

Tax Attack ’87

Added by 6 years ago

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This instructional video hosted by Robert Klein tried to take a light-hearted approach to tax preparation but ended up with something more akin to the ending of "Apocalypse Now."

How Can I Make Real Friends?

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This vaguely religious video by the Jehovah's Witnesses shows that, among other things, people in gangs have more fun.

Win At Bridge

Added by 6 years ago

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Bridge seems like a game you make up as you go along. And this bridge strategy video, hosted by a dangerously tanned Dustin Hoffman look-a-like, is proof that nobody in this world will ever understand this game.

Tom Vu

Added by 6 years ago

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In this infomercial from the late '80s, Vietnamese-immigrant and real estate mogul Tom Vu talks about how rich he is. Is it any wonder he's famous from Quebec to Miami? Found by David Whittaker.

The Video Biz!

Added by 6 years ago

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This instructional video by a man named Capt'n Pauly teaches you everything you need to know about starting your own video production company, including the selection of a company mascot.

Toilet Training The Feline

Added by 6 years ago

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In this homemade instructional video from 1992, a cat owner named Jill takes us through the long and overly complicated steps of toilet training a kitty. She also dabbles in poetry. More TTTF on the FFF Vol. 3 DVD.

The Video Guide To Successful Seduction

Added by 6 years ago

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Handsome folks from the '80s share their seduction tips. Plus, there's a sleazy reenactment thrown in for good measure. More "Seduction" on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 4 DVD.

Escape With Herb Johnson

Added by 6 years ago

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Self defense techniques from a man with the least intimidating name of all time. Herb is a great martial artist but not much of a public speaker. More on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 3 DVD.

Your Cat Wants A Massage

Added by 6 years ago

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Introducing Champion and his owner, Maryjean, a woman who's the dictionary definition of a crazy cat lady. More Cat Massage on the Found Footage Festival: Vol. 3 DVD.

Michael Bolton’s Winning Softball

Added by 6 years ago

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Singer, heartthrob, and softball enthusiast Michael Bolton brags about how good he is at softball (and how generous he is) in this perplexing instructional video. More Bolton on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.

Hair Again, Part 2

Added by 6 years ago

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More wig styling tips from consummate weirdo Donna Barratt Gilbert, who seems to be having a conversation with a little person who lives inside her head. Found by Billy Taylor in Tennessee.

Linda Blair’s How To Get Revenge

Added by 6 years ago

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This instructional video, starring Linda Blair from "The Exorcist," starts out with a jokey premise, but the revenge tips that Blair and company offer are far too well-thought-out and far too illegal to be anything bu...

Beaver Felton

Added by 6 years ago

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We found this instructional video, "Superchops 4 Bass with Beaver Felton," in Toronto and have been enamored with bass guitar guru Beaver Felton ever since. Here, he explains his finger exercise techniques in a car th...

The Hair Mack

Added by 6 years ago

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We found this combination hair styling video/blaxploitation movie (running time: 55 mins.) in Detroit. In it, Cool C, the Chief Executive Officer of II Hype, teaches us how to create an easy, breezy hairstyle known as...

Barroom Brawling

Added by 5 years ago

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Marc "Animal" MacYoung (featured in "Self Defense Montage" in the Volume 3 DVD) is back with some friends in this homemade instructional video about winning bar fights. And yes, there's a reenactment!

Accidents Stink!

Added by 5 years ago

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We admire this care giver instructional video for attempting to make an unpleasant procedure entertaining, but we're not sure "bowel care" needed to be fun. The video gets a lot crazier, but you'll have to wait until ...

Training Video Montage

Added by 5 years ago

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This collection features training videos from the 80s/90s that were either found, donated, or stolen by us, including "fun" corporate indoctrination from Jewel Supermarket, Wendy's, Arby's, and Chick-fil-A. Even more ...