Category: Commercials
Clean Butt
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We found this promotional DVD for the Clean Butt Bidet Spa last year and it made us realize how much we hate the word "butt." This company is still in business if you're interested, at www.cleanbutt.com, of course.
John & Johnny & Dresses
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John & Johnny are back! And this time with some easy-to-use dresses. This particular clip contains one of the best lines from Johnny Rhodes: automatically outstanding! See more J&J on FFF Volume 1.
The Hair Mack
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We found this combination hair styling video/blaxploitation movie (running time: 55 mins.) in Detroit. In it, Cool C, the Chief Executive Officer of II Hype, teaches us how to create an easy, breezy hairstyle known as...
976-SUDS
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Found on an old VHS tape of soap operas taped off TV, this commercial offers lonely housewives a chance to hear all the latest pre-recorded daytime TV news. It's the next best thing to being there!
Harkness Insurance
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Joe was watching TV at his parents' house last summer and stumbled across this beautifully composed local commercial. Turn up the volume, memorize the lyrics, and sing this song for the rest of your life.
Ray’s Square Dance
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Ray, the legendary spokesman for lumber company, Menards, drops some serious science in this excerpt given to us by a rogue Menard's editor. Would somebody please remix this?
Sound Mate
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This promotional video from Remington was designed to promote their Sound Mate personal alarm. It also promotes other crime fighting techniques like walking in the middle of the sidewalk and wearing a fanny pack.
The Banana Derby
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This is a 1994 promotional video for a fair attraction which features macaque monkeys riding on the backs of miniature horses.
Robomow
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A promotional video for a new robotic lawn mower from a company called Friendly Machines, a name that will seem cruelly ironic when their robots become sentient and enslave humanity.
Another Side of Jack Rebney
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Angry RV spokesman, Jack Rebney trades in his swear words for nonsensical gibberish and the words "fern" and "dock" (we don't know either), further proving that the man was truly on the brink of sanity that hot July d...
Washlet
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A promotional video for a futuristic Japanese toilet that seems aimed at a very specific demographic--androgynous ghosts.
Palmer Electric Vehicles
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This promotional video for a line of three-wheel electric vehicles somehow managed to cast everyone's eccentric grandpa. You know, the one who takes his dog to Las Vegas and tells long, boring stories that don't reall...
Videologue: Food Edition
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We found a video last year called "Videologue - Summer 1985" and it was full of crappy/awesome products like these. What's best? The voice-over copy, the soundtrack or the transparent vegetable-carrying wagons? (answe...
Bargain Bernie: The Lost Tapes
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Holy shit! Look what we found! More outtakes from the greatest Corpus Christie-based furniture salesfamily ever! See way more Bargain Bernie on FFF Volume 4 DVD.
Boating The Starboard Way
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This obnoxious video, put out in 1994 by the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission, tries to be educational and informative but ends up just trying way too hard to be "Beakman's World."
