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Rent-A-Friend
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Just when you thought you'd seen it all, along comes Rent-A-Friend. Released in 1987, this video was intended for lonely people with VCRs. Pop in the tape and, voila, your new friend, Sam, is in your living room. We d...
Robots: The VCR Game
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In honor of Cyber Monday, we dug through the archives for the most cyber-est video we have. And this was the best we could find. Own this clip on CyberDisc.
Modeling: What It Takes
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In this exclusive bonus clip from the FFF Volume 5 DVD, we learn how to be a model from a variety of how-to videos found at thrift stores. Featuring appearances by Denise Richards, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and the heads...
Screeching To Jesus
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Sometimes we wonder how Jesus does it. Can you imagine being on the receiving end of this prayer? Christ! More Jesus crying on FFF Volue 5 DVD.
One Effed Up Christmas
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Here's an excerpt from a feature length film called "Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny." You would think this is a long lost Kenneth Anger film, but no. This is for kids. Some seriously effed up kids.
The Appointment…With Death
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This Christian film from Jonesboro, Arkansas, shows what happens when you live a secular life in a newspaper office staffed almost entirely by bearded men. Namely, that a harbinger of death (or Jesus himself?) shows u...
Memorial Day Medley With Frank
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Today we honor the memory of America's brave men and women who fight in the Marines, Air Force, and Navy. Sorry Army. If Frank Woehrle had recorded a song for the Army, we would've honored you too.
Gary Busey Is Quigley
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Highlights from a vaguely religious movie from 2003 featuring Curtis Armstrong as a CD-ROM video game developer and Gary Busey as an evil businessman who gets reincarnated as a dog. Quigley, where have you been all ou...
Jazzercise
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In this original "Jazzercise" VHS tape, found in San Luis Obispo, California, host Judi Sheppard is so perky, it borders on psychotic. More of this precocious insanity can be seen on FFF Volume 5 DVD.
Getting Along In Japanese
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This series of Japanese language instructional videos is weird even by Japanese standards. We've watched all 12 hours of them and are no closer to understanding the Japanese language or the Japanese idea of what const...
Rue McClanahan Cat Care Video
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Dearly departed Rue McClanahan hosted this well-intentioned 1990 video for new cat owners. Rue does an admirable job explaining cat care but loses control when some of her ornery cast of felines stop cooperating. See ...
Say No To Strangers
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This extremely British educational video tells kids to say no to strangers. We'd start by avoiding any singing strangers dressed like they belong to a sailing club. Found by our friends across the pond at Eagle & ...
Shiatsu With Pat Morita
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In this post-"Karate Kid" instructional video, Pat Morita talks ad nauseam about his love for shiatsu massage while a woman in rolled up jean shorts stands around with nothing to do.
What I Want
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This informational video for a Bay Area self-help guru encourages participants to talk about their life dreams, which include writing books about angels and touching people. Donated by David Cross.
Carnival In Rio With Arnold Schwarzenegger
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This travel video for Rio de Janeiro stars a young and frisky Arnold Schwarzenegger, who sexually harasses just about every woman he sees during Carnival. This guy's a governor now. See more of Arnold in Rio on FFF Vo...
L.A. Lakers “Just Say No” Rap
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The World Champion 1987 Lakers celebrated their victory by releasing what appeared to be a court ordered anti-drug rap video. Featuring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy and Kurt Rambis, a man whose mustache should be...
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
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It's cool that Chuck Norris lent his actual voice to this 1986 cartoon, but did we need to be constantly reminded of that fact by repeating the name "Chuck Norris" over and over? In a word, yes. See more of Chuck on F...
Rambo Laughing
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Every kid's favorite R-rated action hero stars in his own Saturday morning cartoon, complete with the obligatory "group laugh" outro in every episode. See more of the worst Saturday morning cartoons on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
Joysticks
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Here's a trailer we cut for the 1983 sex comedy that has it all: arcade games, punk rockers, a fat guy who's always farting, Pac Man wipes, and Joe Don Baker. Found at a thrift store in Boulder.
Berenguer Boogie
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This 1987 music video tried to capitalize on the success of Juan Berenguer, a Panamanian immigrant whose killer fastball helped the Twins get to the World Series. But the Spinal Tap-like "making of" section makes you ...
Frank Sings For America
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Our new favorite man, Frank Woehrle, is back with more video greatness, and he brought along his usual bag of tricks. Green screen? Check. Wardrobe changes? Check. A scene where he looks like a giant? Check. Happy 4th...
Gospel Bill
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This Christian children's variety show from 1987 has everything: music, puppets, costumed characters, bible quizzes, and exercises that teach kids to put money into collection plates.
Washlet
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A promotional video for a futuristic Japanese toilet that seems aimed at a very specific demographic--androgynous ghosts.
How To Plan Your Wedding
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Everything you need to know to plan your 1986 wedding!
