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Video Dating, Part 2
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We cut together even more highlights from the 1987 video dating reel given to us by David Cross. More Video Dating can be found on the FFF Vol. 4 DVD. Perfect for those who've decided that they're lonely.
Instant Adoring Boyfriend
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This high-concept video was meant to provide virtual love and companionship to very lonely women, whose ideal boyfriend was apparently a gay British man.
God’s Filling Station
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids' show. We really don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact tha...
Special Delivery: “Whelping”
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http://www.foundfootagefest.com Found in a thrift store on Long Island, New York, "Special Delivery" looked pretty innocuous but proved to be an eye-opening education in the world of "whelping." See even more on the F...
I Wish I Were A Football Player
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A little boy's dream to play football becomes a nightmare when a flamboyantly dressed man named Wishing Well Willie shows up with his talking breast pocket.
Doggedly Dogs
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This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs. Found at a Village D...
Trick And Fancy Roping Made Easy
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This video is for all the cowboys out there who wanted to learn trick roping and had VCRs. Look out for the dainty cowboy at the end.
The Puck Stops Here
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In this hockey instructional video, a very intense instructor with a mustache demands that we have more fun playing hockey. Found at a thrift store in Michigan.
The Scintas, Live In Las Vegas
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Las Vegas mainstays The Scintas engage in some of the worst stage banter, celebrity impersonations and culturally offensive jokes.
Captain Lou And The Great Pumpkin
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Dearly departed Captain Lou Albano appears on Vince McMahon's short-lived talk show to demonstrate pumpkin carving techniques and teach everyone the true meaning of Halloween–dirty jokes and fake laughs.
Ed Asner Hates Dogs
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In this found video called, "Less Stress with Ed Asner" (featured in FFF: Vol. 4), Asner gives questionable advice about how to reduce stress and talks about his irrational fear of dogs.
Inline Skating Is Fun
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This video extols the virtues of rollerblading in an aggressively hip way, while demonstrating the importance of helmets in a manner that rollerbladers can easily understand.
Rock Vocals: 20 Seconds
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A bonus clip from this DVD on how to sing rock & roll, featured in FFF Vol. 4. We love the gentle host with the wisp of cotton candy hair. Found at Second Best Thrift Store in Queens, NY.
Babes With Machine Guns, Part 3
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The Machine Gun Babes are back with more hijinks, this time with ambitions to star in Hollywood movies! Good luck with that. Also see Parts 1 & 2.
It Only Takes A Second
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This workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe. Available on the FFF Vol. 1 DVD.
Magic: The Gathering Instructional Video
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Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.
Going To The Doctor
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This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...
Danny Buys A Blobbit
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This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.
Jazz Warm-Up With Traci Lords
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A bonus clip from the ultra-bizarre exercise video by former porn star Traci Lords, as featured in the FFF: Vol. 1 DVD. Old habits die hard.
How To Be A Real Man
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This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...
Courtship vs. Dating
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This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.
Babes With Machine Guns, Part 2
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The Machine Gun Babes are back with more hijinks, this time with ambitions to star in Hollywood movies! Good luck with that. Also see Part 3.
How To Seduce Women Through Hypnosis
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A Found Footage Festival classic, this video somehow manages to be creepier than its title suggests. And that's quite a feat for a video called "How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis." Available on the FFF Vol. 2 DVD.
Kathie Lee Raps
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From Kathie Lee's Rockin' Tots Cafe, a short-lived rip-off of Pee-Wee's Playhouse (what parent would buy this for their kid?!). Warning: This physically hurts to watch.
