This comes from a tape called “Bible Truths for Children,” which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids’ show. We really don’t know what’s creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. This tape was found at a Village Discount Outlet in Akron, Ohio.
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