This 1986 dramatization about the dangers of drugs and drinking stars Judd Nelson and Burt Reynolds, the living embodiments of clean living and sobriety. Also starring a young and impressionable Dermot Mulroney.
You may also like
Facercise
18.37K Views0 Comments25 Likes
Carole Maggio, facial exerciser to the stars, takes us through some basic, humiliating facercises in this 1996 VHS gem.
Modeling: What It Takes
98.68K Views0 Comments149 Likes
In this exclusive bonus clip from the FFF Volume 5 DVD, we learn how to be a model from a variety of how-to videos found at thrift stores. Featuring appearances by Denise Richards, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and the heads...
God’s Filling Station
13.79K Views0 Comments2 Likes
This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids' show. We really don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact tha...
I Wish I Were A Football Player
6.28K Views0 Comments4 Likes
A little boy's dream to play football becomes a nightmare when a flamboyantly dressed man named Wishing Well Willie shows up with his talking breast pocket.
Doggedly Dogs
8.87K Views0 Comments5 Likes
This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," which is a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs. Found at a Village D...
VCR Games
26.73K Views0 Comments13 Likes
When VHS was a new format, the possibilities were endless. Enter VCR board games, a pseudo-interactive way to play games using an onscreen narrator as a guide. This montage features Nightmare (1991), The Fisherman VCR...
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Fan Club Video
4.42K Views0 Comments4 Likes
The members of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers wax philosophical about being superheroes, keeping up with homework and their favorite junkfoods. This tape was found at a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill.
Christmas On VHS
6.34K Views0 Comments18 Likes
We've rounded up our holiday favorites into this cavalcade of Christmas crap, including a holiday special by Los Angeles weirdo Miss Velma, a public access Christmas show from Alabama's Dean & Company, The Holiday...
Captain Lou And The Great Pumpkin
7.33K Views0 Comments1 Likes
Dearly departed Captain Lou Albano appears on Vince McMahon's short-lived talk show to demonstrate pumpkin carving techniques and teach everyone the true meaning of Halloween–dirty jokes and fake laughs.
Ed Asner Hates Dogs
10.94K Views0 Comments4 Likes
In this found video called, "Less Stress with Ed Asner" (featured in FFF: Vol. 4), Asner gives questionable advice about how to reduce stress and talks about his irrational fear of dogs.
Sing Like The King: Elvis Sideburn Tips
5.61K Views0 Comments1 Likes
Found at a thrift store in Sacramento, this DVD is an instructional video put out by an Elvis impersonator to train other Elvis impersonators, who take it very seriously. Here, he offers pointers on how to keep your f...
God’s Filling Station
6.81K Views0 Comments3 Likes
This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at Village Discount Out...
Clean Butt
5.46K Views0 Comments15 Likes
We found this promotional DVD for the Clean Butt Bidet Spa last year and it made us realize how much we hate the word "butt." This company is still in business if you're interested, at www.cleanbutt.com, of course.
Magic: The Gathering Instructional Video
16.39K Views0 Comments10 Likes
Found at a Salvation Army in Detroit, this instructional video tries way too hard to make Magic: The Gathering seem fun. It fails colossally.
Goldie Hawn & Kids & Sex
33.61K Views0 Comments10 Likes
In this video, found in a suburban Philadelphia Goodwill, Goldie Hawn speaks inappropriately to pre-teens about sex and creeps everyone out. More Goldie Hawn and kids on FFF Vol. 4 DVD.
Going To The Doctor
11.22K Views0 Comments5 Likes
This video was found at a Goodwill in Avon, Ohio and its purpose, we assume, was to teach kids that the doctor's office is nothing to be afraid of. Turns out that going to the doctor is actually the most horrific expe...
Danny Buys A Blobbit
12.76K Views0 Comments3 Likes
This comes from a Christian kids' show called "Quigley's Village." Naturally, there are puppets. Found at a Salvation Army in Lorain, Ohio.
How To Raise A Street-Smart Kid
35.07K Views0 Comments25 Likes
This video purports to teach children how to be safe from strangers and then proceeds to mock those same children by showing them how ignorant they are. Pretty good strategy if you ask us. This tape was found at a fle...
Jazz Warm-Up With Traci Lords
40.00K Views0 Comments18 Likes
A bonus clip from the ultra-bizarre exercise video by former porn star Traci Lords, as featured in the FFF: Vol. 1 DVD. Old habits die hard.
How To Be A Real Man
57.94K Views0 Comments39 Likes
This clip from a video entitled "How to be a Real Man," found at a flea market in Berea, Ohio, shows hip teenagers that life isn't only about Demolition Man posters, Counting Crows CDs and dressing like a bumbling und...
Comments are closed.
